John Swartzwelder (The Simpsons) Got His Autograph!

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John Swartzwelder (The Simpsons) Got His Autograph!

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I'm talking about that weird Simpsons writer who people didn't think existed, and then it turned out he did, and since then he's been a complete recluse (read about him here: <!-- m -->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Swartzwelder<!-- m -->)...I ordered a book by him and he signed it along with all the other ones.



I guess he sells them from his house, and even if he doesn't, they sell for the same price anyway. I'll probably read it later this week. The first few pages were funny, but then I had to get to work :oldryan:
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He DOES exist. Cool score man :bang:
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he has written some of the greatest simpsons episodes :idea:
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[quote name="ein dusto"]he has written some of the greatest simpsons episodes :idea:[/quote]



This is very true. I keep meaning to buy Herr Swartzwelder's books, but they're insanely expensive and I refuse to buy a Kindle.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="ein dusto"]I refuse to buy a Kindle.[/quote][/quote]



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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you cant wear a monocle and hold a snifter while reading from your kindle without looking like a complete twat



nor do kindles smell great and mysterious :mystery:



nor are they impressive to look at



NOR can you hide drugs and murder weapons in a kindle



books >



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I discussed this with a fellating lover the other day. I mentioned about how much nicer a shelf of books looks than some gay little tablet thing.



"You can't carry a shelf of books around with you though can you?" they said.

"What the hell would I want to do that for?" was my reply



I understand having all your music with you at all times, but books are a little different. You can't read a book while doing pretty much anything else. If you're going somewhere and manage to read more books than you could have possibly carried, what the fuck did you go somewhere for? Just stay home and read.
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I like my Kindle. I won't get rid of every book I own, but when possible I will find Kindle versions of new books.
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this thread is a dense, lush forest of win
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[quote name="Devy"]I discussed this with a fellating lover the other day. I mentioned about how much nicer a shelf of books looks than some gay little tablet thing.



"You can't carry a shelf of books around with you though can you?" they said.

"What the hell would I want to do that for?" was my reply



I understand having all your music with you at all times, but books are a little different. You can't read a book while doing pretty much anything else. If you're going somewhere and manage to read more books than you could have possibly carried, what the fuck did you go somewhere for? Just stay home and read.[/quote]



i really cant stand that argument. "oh well i cant carry 200 books around with me, but i can carry them in my kindle." to which i say



1) why do you need to carry 200 books around, and

2) you could carry 200 books with you if you weren't a bashful little sexy leopard elevator with no lower body strength but a lot of repressed physical anxiety



don't be a little sexy leopard elevator. carry 200 books
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Also if you lose one book, you've only lost one book. You lose your Kindle and that's something else entirely. Fuck that noise, says I.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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AND ANOTHER THING! You can't claim to have fancy booklearning from a Kindle. Fancy Kindlelearing? Fancy E-booklearning? Bump them gums fool.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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I realize the topic has trailed off from the excitement of my online book purchases, but I just re-read the following and it strikes me as worth relaying here:



"According to Matt Groening, Swartzwelder used to write episodes while sitting in a booth at a cawfee shop "drinking copious amounts of cawfee and smoking endless cigarettes". When California passed an anti-smoking law, Swartzwelder bought the diner booth and installed it in his house, allowing him to continue his process in peace"
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[quote name="online quote profile"]
[quote name="Devy"]I discussed this with a fellating lover the other day. I mentioned about how much nicer a shelf of books looks than some gay little tablet thing.



"You can't carry a shelf of books around with you though can you?" they said.

"What the hell would I want to do that for?" was my reply



I understand having all your music with you at all times, but books are a little different. You can't read a book while doing pretty much anything else. If you're going somewhere and manage to read more books than you could have possibly carried, what the fuck did you go somewhere for? Just stay home and read.[/quote]



i really cant stand that argument. "oh well i cant carry 200 books around with me, but i can carry them in my kindle." to which i say



1) why do you need to carry 200 books around, and

2) you could carry 200 books with you if you weren't a bashful little sexy leopard elevator with no lower body strength but a lot of repressed physical anxiety



don't be a little sexy leopard elevator. carry 200 books[/quote]



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[quote name="Devy"]AND ANOTHER THING! You can't claim to have fancy booklearning from a Kindle. Fancy Kindlelearing? Fancy E-booklearning? Bump them gums fool.[/quote]



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