New Neighbors, Monster Farts

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New Neighbors, Monster Farts

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Is the new neighbors' first night in the apartment that shares a bedroom wall with mine. I had quesadillas tonight.



I am ripping monster, earthquake farts that I just know are well heard over there.



:grimb: Welcome to the neighborhood, masturbated crackers. :grimsanta:
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Do you have a microphone or megaphone?It would be fucking funny to crank it up.Every time you see the neighbours you would be struggling not to burst into a fit of laughter.
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your walls must be like my last apartment, paper.
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have you ever farted against a large sheet of parchent paper? the sound is hilarioius
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This is an excellent thread.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="HbW"]have you ever farted against a large sheet of parchent paper? the sound is hilarioius[/quote]

I think I've heard kick drums like that.
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[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote]
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I remember some years ago , a woman who lived near me, she fuckeds with her boyfriend and I heard the rumors of the bed.

I remember having grea fantasies about that :jizz: :redneck:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I remember some years ago , a woman who lived near me, she fuckeds with her boyfriend and I heard the rumors of the bed.

I remember having grea fantasies about that :jizz: :redneck:[/quote]

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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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