New Neighbors, Monster Farts
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New Neighbors, Monster Farts
Is the new neighbors' first night in the apartment that shares a bedroom wall with mine. I had quesadillas tonight.
I am ripping monster, earthquake farts that I just know are well heard over there.
Welcome to the neighborhood, masturbated crackers.
I am ripping monster, earthquake farts that I just know are well heard over there.
Welcome to the neighborhood, masturbated crackers.
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
Do you have a microphone or megaphone?It would be fucking funny to crank it up.Every time you see the neighbours you would be struggling not to burst into a fit of laughter.
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
your walls must be like my last apartment, paper.
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
have you ever farted against a large sheet of parchent paper? the sound is hilarioius
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
This is an excellent thread.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
[quote name="HbW"]have you ever farted against a large sheet of parchent paper? the sound is hilarioius[/quote]
I think I've heard kick drums like that.
I think I've heard kick drums like that.
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
I remember some years ago , a woman who lived near me, she fuckeds with her boyfriend and I heard the rumors of the bed.
I remember having grea fantasies about that
I remember having grea fantasies about that
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I remember some years ago , a woman who lived near me, she fuckeds with her boyfriend and I heard the rumors of the bed.
I remember having grea fantasies about that [/quote]
Post of the Year.
I remember having grea fantasies about that [/quote]
Post of the Year.
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote]
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Re: New Neighbors, Monster Farts
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]This is an excellent thread.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]
upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]
upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]