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the man will return to home after the job

the woman is removing the cloths and will say "now you must making me feel like woman"

man also will removing his cloths

and say the woman "wash my cloths"



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:redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
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 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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This proves without any doubt that 99% of comedy is delivery.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Nick"] :redneck:[/quote]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]

upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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[quote name="smelly"]
[quote name="Nick"] :redneck:[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]This proves without any doubt that 99% of comedy is delivery.[/quote]



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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excellent.
rhino wrote: ↑
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
 I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
Verbal wrote: ↑
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 i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]This proves without any doubt that 99% of comedy is delivery.[/quote]



:gay:[/quote]

:redneck: :idea:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="Ninny"]
[quote name="smelly"]
[quote name="Nick"] :redneck:[/quote][/quote][/quote]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]This proves without any doubt that 99% of comedy is delivery.[/quote]



:gay:[/quote]
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i heard this same joke but in a different form
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[quote name="Ninny"]
[quote name="smelly"]
[quote name="Nick"] :redneck:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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I heard about a farmer who won the nobel prize for physics for being out standing in his field?



Or the magic tractor that turned into a field?
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