I actually can't wait to be king

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I actually can't wait to be king

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And it'll happen even sooner now that my dad's been trampled to death :greenie:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:santa:
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]

upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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:shock:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Que pasa?
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:oldryan:
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What the fuck. What happened?



Condolences.
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What the.... :shock: :huh: :shock: :oldryan: :homework:



Dude, my condolences.
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]something tells me this is a reference none of us are getting[/quote]

I sure hope that's the case.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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...lion king?
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Yyyyyyyeah, lion king reference.
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tell us more devy we are confuzed :chetty:
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[youtube]KXs8OS6EdAE[/youtube]



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I cant believe folks didnt get it :lol:
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:oldryan:
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Go ahead make that face yeah thats right.
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Lion King came out at about the same time I stopped watching Disney movies. Maybe I should pick it up for my son and watch it with him.
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This. For thread of the year.
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The fact that people thought I'd follow the news of my own father's death with a dancing scrapple might be the funniest thing this board has ever produced.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Yep. :idea:



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After all those years of talking about being a prince, I can now talk about being a king! It's just a shame that my father, the current king of England, had to die for it to happen.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Polo claims yet another immaculately dressed victim.
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[quote name="Devy"]After all those years of talking about being a prince, I can now talk about being a king! It's just a shame that my father, the current king of England, had to die for it to happen.[/quote]



Too bad you'll be hanging around with two arguably gay homeless men for the foreseeable future, while you're hiding from your uncle who wants to kill you for your throne.
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THe uncle is gay too. :idea:
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My birth was just as traumatic. Literally minutes after being born, I had fruit juice rubbed on my forehead and I was dangled over the edge of a cliff.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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I know. :santa:
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[quote name="Devy"]My birth was just as traumatic. Literally minutes after being born, I had fruit juice rubbed on my forehead and I was dangled over the edge of a cliff.[/quote]



So you're related to Michael Jackson?
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I knew that was coming. Can we just get this archived? It needs to stand as a timeless reminder to all who come here that death announcements can be followed by dancing fruit.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:spoileralert:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
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if there was anyone left who doubted that devy is the funniest (native english speaking) board member, let their doubts be dispelled.
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