I actually can't wait to be king
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I actually can't wait to be king
And it'll happen even sooner now that my dad's been trampled to death
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]
upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]
upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
Que pasa?
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
What the fuck. What happened?
Condolences.
Condolences.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
What the....
Dude, my condolences.
Dude, my condolences.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
[quote name="Skinoperable"]something tells me this is a reference none of us are getting[/quote]
I sure hope that's the case.
I sure hope that's the case.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
...lion king?
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Yyyyyyyeah, lion king reference.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
tell us more devy we are confuzed
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
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I cant believe folks didnt get it
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Go ahead make that face yeah thats right.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
Lion King came out at about the same time I stopped watching Disney movies. Maybe I should pick it up for my son and watch it with him.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
This. For thread of the year.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
The fact that people thought I'd follow the news of my own father's death with a dancing scrapple might be the funniest thing this board has ever produced.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
Yep.
HEY MY CONDOLENCES MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
HEY MY CONDOLENCES MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
After all those years of talking about being a prince, I can now talk about being a king! It's just a shame that my father, the current king of England, had to die for it to happen.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
Polo claims yet another immaculately dressed victim.
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[quote name="Devy"]After all those years of talking about being a prince, I can now talk about being a king! It's just a shame that my father, the current king of England, had to die for it to happen.[/quote]
Too bad you'll be hanging around with two arguably gay homeless men for the foreseeable future, while you're hiding from your uncle who wants to kill you for your throne.
Too bad you'll be hanging around with two arguably gay homeless men for the foreseeable future, while you're hiding from your uncle who wants to kill you for your throne.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
THe uncle is gay too.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
My birth was just as traumatic. Literally minutes after being born, I had fruit juice rubbed on my forehead and I was dangled over the edge of a cliff.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]My birth was just as traumatic. Literally minutes after being born, I had fruit juice rubbed on my forehead and I was dangled over the edge of a cliff.[/quote]
So you're related to Michael Jackson?
So you're related to Michael Jackson?
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
I knew that was coming. Can we just get this archived? It needs to stand as a timeless reminder to all who come here that death announcements can be followed by dancing fruit.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
:spoileralert:
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: I actually can't wait to be king
if there was anyone left who doubted that devy is the funniest (native english speaking) board member, let their doubts be dispelled.