my roommate fucked her nasty bf in the shower

[baron von blondle]

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off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Abzu]

My secondary contributions are gone. I'm not thinking much of it. It's a pretty tree to just look at.

[SCUNT]

i wonder how often devy and the baron touch dicks in real life compared to the board

[Abzu]

[Devy]

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wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered 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appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head 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[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart/discovered a cure for Welsh/placed a mint under the tongue of a seahorse/openly weeped at the end of Flubber/spoke candidly about the effects of eating bats/sexually assaulted a tree/blew a gale into a garage before locking the windows/grew a beard in the shape of thier own nose/nuzzled the breasts of a ladyboy's aunt/cautioned a vicar/eased it in slowly/got word of an impending war/grew wrist wings which were of no use to anyone/bought a magic trout/pushed the quote system to its limits/dissapeared into a storm of tiny words/inadvertently upset a colonial/switched a pint of milk for a squirrel in leather/busked the greatest hits of Bobby Vee with a kazoo in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart/discovered a cure for Welsh/placed a mint under the tongue of a seahorse/openly weeped at the end of Flubber/spoke candidly about the effects of eating bats/sexually assaulted a tree/blew a gale into a garage before locking the windows/grew a beard in the shape of thier own nose/nuzzled the breasts of a ladyboy's aunt/cautioned a vicar/eased it in slowly/got word of an impending war/grew wrist wings which were of no use to anyone/bought a magic trout/pushed the quote system to its limits/dissapeared into a storm of tiny words/inadvertently upset a colonial/switched a pint of milk for a squirrel in leather/busked the greatest hits of Bobby Vee with a kazoo/created a pillar of butter/visited Narnia and attempted to sell Aslan car insurance/dared to be stupid/opened the Autobot Matrix of Leadership in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart/discovered a cure for Welsh/placed a mint under the tongue of a seahorse/openly weeped at the end of Flubber/spoke candidly about the effects of eating bats/sexually assaulted a tree/blew a gale into a garage before locking the windows/grew a beard in the shape of thier own nose/nuzzled the breasts of a ladyboy's aunt/cautioned a vicar/eased it in slowly/got word of an impending war/grew wrist wings which were of no use to anyone/bought a magic trout/pushed the quote system to its limits/dissapeared into a storm of tiny words/inadvertently upset a colonial/switched a pint of milk for a squirrel in leather/busked the greatest hits of Bobby Vee with a kazoo/created a pillar of butter/visited Narnia and attempted to sell Aslan car insurance/dared to be stupid/opened the Autobot Matrix of Leadership/took a monkey to the opera/verbalised a hatred of peas/incurred the wrath of a tiny king/did not buy the record because it was scratched/filled a hovercraft full of eels/removed a polyp from a platypus in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart/discovered a cure for Welsh/placed a mint under the tongue of a seahorse/openly weeped at the end of Flubber/spoke candidly about the effects of eating bats/sexually assaulted a tree/blew a gale into a garage before locking the windows/grew a beard in the shape of thier own nose/nuzzled the breasts of a ladyboy's aunt/cautioned a vicar/eased it in slowly/got word of an impending war/grew wrist wings which were of no use to anyone/bought a magic trout/pushed the quote system to its limits/dissapeared into a storm of tiny words/inadvertently upset a colonial/switched a pint of milk for a squirrel in leather/busked the greatest hits of Bobby Vee with a kazoo/created a pillar of butter/visited Narnia and attempted to sell Aslan car insurance/dared to be stupid/opened the Autobot Matrix of Leadership/took a monkey to the opera/verbalised a hatred of peas/incurred the wrath of a tiny king/did not buy the record because it was scratched/filled a hovercraft full of eels/removed a polyp from a platypus/scowled at a lighthouse/tormented the Conservative Party representitive of Ipswich/screamed into a toilet/got a hernia from trying to lift their spirits/drank a litre of liquified pubic hair in the school 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[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language/hosted a quiz show but refused to speak in any known language/became ambassador to Malawi and employ four prostitutes to polish thier/put a tie on a bear/laughed at a pimp in a mincer/burgled a Burger King/Mashed swede with a shoe/tantalised a tarantula til it thwarted a wart/discovered a cure for Welsh/placed a mint under the tongue of a seahorse/openly weeped at the end of Flubber/spoke candidly about the effects of eating bats/sexually assaulted a tree/blew a gale into a garage before locking the windows/grew a beard in the shape of thier own nose/nuzzled the breasts of a ladyboy's aunt/cautioned a vicar/eased it in slowly/got word of an impending war/grew wrist wings which were of no use to anyone/bought a magic trout/pushed the quote system to its limits/dissapeared into a storm of tiny words/inadvertently upset a colonial/switched a pint of milk for a squirrel in leather/busked the greatest hits of Bobby Vee with a kazoo/created a pillar of butter/visited Narnia and attempted to sell Aslan car insurance/dared to be stupid/opened the Autobot Matrix of Leadership/took a monkey to the opera/verbalised a hatred of peas/incurred the wrath of a tiny king/did not buy the record because it was scratched/filled a hovercraft full of eels/removed a polyp from a platypus/scowled at a lighthouse/tormented the Conservative Party representitive of Ipswich/screamed into a toilet/got a hernia from trying to lift their spirits/drank a litre of liquified pubic hair in the school 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