my roommate fucked her nasty bf in the shower

[Redd]

yay ocd! ^_______________^





I WANT HER DEAD

[vega]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

The same crazy roommate?

[Redd]

yep...so now I'm going to buy some watershoes and just shower at my university. this shit is getting ridiculous.

[Redd]

I have OCD, dude. not in a "haha high school I have OCD too!" kind of way, I have it in a "I have been to a shrink" kind of way. so no matter how clean that shower is in reality, in my head it will always be dirty. so yeah, I need to go to the gym :| it doesn't matter if one is actually cleaner than the other, it's what's in my head that matters, and in my head the university showers are cleaner

[Redd]

like I said, doesn't matter what actually happens, it's what's in my head that matters

[Redd]

yeah definitely going to get watershoes

[Abzu]

Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked in the school showers!

[baron von blondle]

[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin in the school showers![/quote]

[Abzu]

[Abzu]

I have fucked my exes in many a shower.



Shower sex :::::;;;;;

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests in the school showers![/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Abzu]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids and Canadians have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/recreationally used enemas/listened to Jack Edwards/made scat films in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

you are still virgin redd?

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a box of toothpicks and counted how many are there in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[SCUNT]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/dragged the water in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/ in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[SCUNT]

Don't listen to them Redd, it'll be okay.





























Besides, they're waiting on you!











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[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and onion slice and feeling sick with thier own breath in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[jawn galliano]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/attempted to defend their use of 'irregardless' in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[SCUNT]

[quote name="Derek Waters"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/attempted to defend their use of 'irregardless'/glesso touches himself while thinking about you in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/ in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one! in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[droidspawn]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9 in the school 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[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[Devy]

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[quote name=";,,;"]Just imagine how many zany college kids have fucked/pooped/peepeed/jacked up/cooked molluscs/shed skin/attempted to invoke Satan/washed off dried menstrual blood/practiced fisting/had ipecac contests/broken bread with jews/farted into airtight containers/drained blocked anal glands/spoken in tongues/shoed horses/signed international peace treaties/punched cows/asked Al why they haven't leapt yet/did the Monster Mash/destoned olives/quoted Kafka incorrectly/returned faulty goods with incorrect postage/eschewed the values of social responsibility/bummed a gibbon/forced their face into a carrier bag full of mince/held press conferences/stunt wanked/borrowed heavily from the works of Chaucer without giving any credit/been reanimated by The Mysterons/dropped a dolphin of toothpicks and counted how many are there/burned a colony of miniature humans raised on milk and bread/shuffled like a randy Elvis/eaten croissants without butter/turned the fabric of reality on it's head and been reborn in the form of a human headed jackal/spurned the french/laminated their whole body and laughed in the face of water/set fire to a book about 1931/questioned the merits of prohibition/tried to get both feet up their own arse/spliced the DNA of a snake and an elephant to create a monsterous beast with no legs and a poisonous trunk/spread racist rumours about their parents/went ass to mouth with a walrus/enjoyed the reworking of a 14th century poem in a postmodern style/irrigated Vietnamese leather/confused a fish with a monkey/beaten a kitten with tiny whicker lampshades/fished for mackarel/burped the theme tune to the Brady Bunch after eating a cheese and carrot slice and feeling sick with thier own breath/flounced about like an elizabethan dandy/scratched images of Muhammad into the walls with a stale baguette/received a message from their eccentric inventor fellating lover stating that he's alive and well in 1885/invented a device which converts gold into wood/influenced the cultural development of backward nation/returned a library book back late and with pages missing/scalped a wookie/inserted an into an before berating it/knocked out a crab/tested various cosmetics on geese/recreated the fight scene from Cool Runnings/developed a method of shooting blood out of their gums to deter predators/lied to a priest/went on the run from Judge Dredd after escaping the isocubes/returned to the source/discovered the secret of dreams/combed a bear/incredibly ate just one!/drowned a sphinx/polished a glass to potentially lethal levels/tarnished the reputation of a high ranking official/peeled a goat/taught a robot to love/wrote a book about a squirrel who could dance/got thier tongue stuck to an ice lolly/indited a politician in a public scandal/convrted to islam and promptly changed thier minds/skipped school to burn frogs/drew up a blueprint for a gun that fires knives/constructed a primative hammock out of their own scrotum/incorrectly answered a question posed during a "phone a fellating lover" call from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire/painted themselves red and claimed to be the ghost of a tampon/escaped 9/11 in a car with Michael jackson and Bert Reynolds/scooped a handful of ground beef and made a lifesize sculpture of an ant/decided against brown shoes for the coming summer season/inverted thier own colon and washed it/been given a warrior's death/scraped together enough money to pay for their mother's liver operation/pointed out the flaws in Dan Brown's logic/cloned a dog/froze while the credits rolled/brushed a banana from the corner of thier mouth/created a new type of nuclear powered peanut scoop/drowned a pig in lemonade/squirted it up one of yours/molested a house/interfered with a kitten/reloaded from a previous checkpoint/swore at an invalid/questioned the recent career choices of Nicholas Cage/voted for toyota's latest eye bangers/verged on the ridiculous/brought Richard Burton back from the dead and made him appear in Masterchef/gave a polar bear a fish supper/juiced a nun/vibrated a sheep/helped an octopus write a CV/chronicled Riddick/whistled furiously at a dinnerlady/placed great importance on the contents of their belly button/wore the flag of Equador as a poncho/complimented a mouse/presented fox news dressed as a squid/joined the navy/inherited a fox and ate it/dyed a rug then performed voodoo on a cigar shaped object/danced like a lame chimp/raped a shark/ate the porridge and slept in the beds of three bears/crowd surfed at a funeral/abolished sikhism/sat on an effigy of The Big Bopper/panned for gold/became afeared by a stray furry dolphin/took onboard three stowaways/instigated an anus/peed on a puppy/shot a badger into the heart of the sun/swore in a new pope/ate a rubix cube and crapped it out solved/shared a donut with a bison/punched the wall so hard it became the floor/raped the Doppler effect/sent love letters to the number 9/wore lead boots in a disco/kicked a lions head off/rented a flat in Glasgow and turned it into the interior of a nuclear submarine/behaved like Donny Osmond on crack/done a velvet/forced your way into Madonna's house and demanded to use the toilet/blackmailed Santa/swallowed a basketball in order to get a seat on the bus/staged an elaborate musical version of Das Boot/stole the Japanese language in the school showers![/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[SCUNT]

I think it's pretty funny that everything I've added to that quote as been deleted yet jorsh's wasn't or anyone elses. fuckin