the awesome thing about being female
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the awesome thing about being female
is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
it is never gay to gush over cute animals
unless you're being gay about it
unless you're being gay about it
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
ein dusto is correct
cute animals
cute animals
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
we will bleed all over your nice white sheets
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
[quote name="Redd"]we will bleed all over your nice white sheets[/quote]
You'll get your nose rubbed in it and be sleeping outside.
You'll get your nose rubbed in it and be sleeping outside.
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
puffins will whisk me away to their arctic hideout
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
Them pseudo-penguins are backstabbing bitches
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
my puffins would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma.
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
I'm the Jesus of puffins. The puffins are my disciples.
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
So you'll be crucified by penguins?
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
none will betray me
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none will stand against me!
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
this thread delivers.
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just like I deliver the puffins from sin
except puffins don't sin but who gives a fuck
except puffins don't sin but who gives a fuck
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
The whole tit things got to be pretty handy.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
yeah but sometimes they get in the way and running isn't so nice if you're not in a sports bra
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
That's because you're not filming it.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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[quote name="zim"]what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?[/quote]
She'd be thinking about penguins.
She'd be thinking about penguins.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]they will betray you[/quote]
it's gonna happen
it's gonna happen
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[quote name="Ninny"][/quote]
Are you suggesting the awesome thing about being female is the ability to overreact?
Are you suggesting the awesome thing about being female is the ability to overreact?
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[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay [/quote]
I gush over cute dog
I gush over cute dog
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay [/quote]
I gush over cute dog [/quote]
Holy fucking grind
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay [/quote]
I gush over cute dog [/quote]
Holy fucking grind
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Redd"]just like I deliver the wonderful, wonderful breasts from sin
except wonderful, wonderful breasts don't sin but who gives a fuck[/quote]
except wonderful, wonderful breasts don't sin but who gives a fuck[/quote]
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[quote name="Redd"]my wonderful, wonderful breasts would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma. [/quote]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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oh my god yes
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[quote name="Redd"]I'm the Jesus of wonderful, wonderful breasts. The wonderful, wonderful breasts are my disciples.[/quote]
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
I will shoot this place up with pigeon shits
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Re: the awesome thing about being female
[quote name="Beer [Bot]":239fc8fc]god i love this board[/quote]
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Skua >>> puffin.s
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Holy crap
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