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the awesome thing about being female

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is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image
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it is never gay to gush over cute animals



unless you're being gay about it
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:puppy:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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ein dusto is correct



cute animals :xx:
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we will bleed all over your nice white sheets
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[quote name="Redd"]we will bleed all over your nice white sheets[/quote]



You'll get your nose rubbed in it and be sleeping outside.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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puffins will whisk me away to their arctic hideout
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NEVER
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Them pseudo-penguins are backstabbing bitches
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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my puffins would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma. :eyes:
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I'm the Jesus of puffins. The puffins are my disciples.
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So you'll be crucified by penguins?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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none will betray me :waa:
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none will stand against me!
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this thread delivers.
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just like I deliver the puffins from sin





except puffins don't sin but who gives a fuck
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what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?
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The whole tit things got to be pretty handy.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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yeah but sometimes they get in the way and running isn't so nice if you're not in a sports bra
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That's because you're not filming it.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:zzz:
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[quote name="zim"]what if some hard-on bearer in a puffin suit raped you?[/quote]



She'd be thinking about penguins.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Awww
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]they will betray you[/quote]



it's gonna happen
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[quote name="Ninny"]Image[/quote]



Are you suggesting the awesome thing about being female is the ability to overreact?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image[/quote]





I gush over cute dog :tvrky:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Redd"]is that I can gush over cute animals and it's not gay :greenie: Image[/quote]





I gush over cute dog :tvrky:[/quote]



Holy fucking grind
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:thingy:
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[quote name="Redd"]just like I deliver the wonderful, wonderful breasts from sin





except wonderful, wonderful breasts don't sin but who gives a fuck[/quote]





:redneck:
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:shock:



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[quote name="Redd"]my wonderful, wonderful breasts would never betray me. they love me. I am their momma. :eyes:[/quote]



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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:lol:
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oh my god yes
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:redneck:
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[quote name="Redd"]I'm the Jesus of wonderful, wonderful breasts. The wonderful, wonderful breasts are my disciples.[/quote]



:redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:fuckoff: I will shoot this place up with pigeon shits
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god i love this board
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:santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Image

Skua >>> puffin.s
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Holy crap
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:skua:
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