Would you buy a house someone commited suicide in?
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Would you buy a house someone commited suicide in?
Friends of the family were talking about buying this one place a hard-on bearer killed himself in a couple years ago. But for whatever reason a lot of his stuff is still just sitting around in his house as it was when he died. Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.
I could maybe do if the death was accidental and taken care of right away, but that whole situation is just too
The hard-on bearer was a cop his entire life, and I'd always fear opening my closet and finding a freshly ironed cop uniform hanging there, or finding a badge hanging near the door with my keys. Too weird.
I could maybe do if the death was accidental and taken care of right away, but that whole situation is just too
The hard-on bearer was a cop his entire life, and I'd always fear opening my closet and finding a freshly ironed cop uniform hanging there, or finding a badge hanging near the door with my keys. Too weird.
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Just pull the duvet over your head so the ghost can't get you and you should be ok.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Yes yes we've all seen Casper.
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Anyway, I did hear a story not too long ago about this same hard-on bearer whose sister bought a house in the same area, and it may as well have been out of Lovecraft.
Nobody except the mother in the family actually believes what goes on there, but hearing it from different people who experienced it at separate times proved to be startling.
I don't believe what they say, but it's so amazingly morbid that I can't help but wonder.
Nobody except the mother in the family actually believes what goes on there, but hearing it from different people who experienced it at separate times proved to be startling.
I don't believe what they say, but it's so amazingly morbid that I can't help but wonder.
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If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.
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He definitely won't like it then.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Becoming a man is no small task
But it honestly was a child from the late 1800's.
But it honestly was a child from the late 1800's.
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Show him your computer and blow his mind!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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ghosts cannot resist the song hotel california. my suggestion is you try and use that to your advantage
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[quote name="Devy"]If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.[/quote]
this is one of the greatest techniques ever. fucking ghost hunters need to use it, man.
this is one of the greatest techniques ever. fucking ghost hunters need to use it, man.
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this thread
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[quote name="Devy"]Show him your computer and blow his mind![/quote]
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If only I still had a Gateway
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Yeah, I'm sure the boy from the late 1800s will just laugh at your current setup.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Former set up
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That's hardly the point now is it?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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What were we talking about?
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just imagine if you did drugs
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[quote name="Paste Human"]What were we talking about?[/quote]
The simple fact that you have a computer will freak him out, I hardly think he's going to scoff at your out-dated graphics card.
The simple fact that you have a computer will freak him out, I hardly think he's going to scoff at your out-dated graphics card.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Practice with this picture. You lock eyes with that ghost and you try and wank yourself dry. Make it regret ever deciding to haunt your home! If it starts coming closer, try licking your lips and pouting.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Paste Human"]Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.[/quote]
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He's hardly going to call the vice squad is he?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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ghosts would never call the vice squad. they know it would just be assumed that they had done a crime
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Ghosts, by their very nature, are untrustworthy.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that
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Damn spooks
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[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]
That doesn't change the fact that you can't trust them! Look at poltergeists, all coming into your house and touching your things like they own the place. I wouldn't want one teaching my children, that's all I'm saying.
That doesn't change the fact that you can't trust them! Look at poltergeists, all coming into your house and touching your things like they own the place. I wouldn't want one teaching my children, that's all I'm saying.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]
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i was all set to say no until i read
[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]
in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner
[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]
in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner
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What, you like spooks or somethin' Johnny? Huh?! You a spook lover?! Huh?!
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[quote name="ham slice"]i was all set to say no until i read
[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]
in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner[/quote]
Given that all his stuff needs disposing of and it happens to be bonfire season, it sounds like you don't have much of a choice...Satan?
[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]
in which case oh my yes i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner[/quote]
Given that all his stuff needs disposing of and it happens to be bonfire season, it sounds like you don't have much of a choice...Satan?
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there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff
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[quote name="ham slice"]is that from full metal jacket or something[/quote]
Not that I'm aware of.
Not that I'm aware of.
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[quote name="ham slice"]there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff [/quote]
It's haunted
It's haunted
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Zelda has an answer for this situation.
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buy the house and be nice to the haunted stuff
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I finished Skyward Sword a couple weeks ago.
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our lord and master would also buy that house, and would spend his mornings doing chores and talking aloud to the ghosts. in time they would become kind and do the chores for him, and hang out during the bonfire parties, wishing they could partake of the roasted lamb
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Well that's just silly Mormon talk
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Now those are just silly Mormon emoticons
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How prayer you
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I've heard a lot of horror stories about the mess left from the suicide still in the house
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if it was a gunshot or something and there was a mess i would think twice
if it was a nice clean hanging, though, no problem
if it was a nice clean hanging, though, no problem
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Yeah they've been gunshot ones
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He probably just died of fear.