What's up, ladies?

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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 29 Jun 2013, 07:24

Best feeling ever, man. :redneck:
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Verbal » 29 Jun 2013, 07:26

:oldryan:
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 29 Jun 2013, 07:32

boobies :fonz:
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Holocaust » 29 Jun 2013, 09:17

[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]boobies :fonz:[/quote]
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Abzu » 29 Jun 2013, 09:24

[quote name="Holocaust"]
[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]boobies :fonz:[/quote][/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and mad foreskin fungus like philosophical.


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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby scunt. » 29 Jun 2013, 09:49

did ya'll know when a woman is pushing out a baby and she poops on it, that said pooped on baby actually gets all the good bacteria for it's colon from the mother's food haha food? when you food haha food, you food haha food your mom's food haha food :grimxx:
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby FUKKET » 29 Jun 2013, 10:29

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[quote name="Holocaust"]
[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]milkeh boobies :fonz:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Josh » 29 Jun 2013, 10:46

[quote name="4th and Scunt"]did ya'll know when a woman is pushing out a baby and she poops on it, that said pooped on baby actually gets all the good bacteria for it's colon from the mother's food haha food? when you food haha food, you food haha food your mom's food haha food :grimxx:[/quote]



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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Skinfection » 29 Jun 2013, 10:52

c-section master race ftw
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby scunt. » 29 Jun 2013, 11:26

c-section babies actually have shit for immune systems compared to natural birthed chitlins :brushteeth:
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Skinfection » 29 Jun 2013, 11:28

that's funny, i don't remember ever having any problem with chronic illness.
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Hitoshura » 29 Jun 2013, 11:29

the c-section gives them immunity to cutting. that's a fair trade!
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Nick » 29 Jun 2013, 11:33

[quote name="Skinoperable"]that's funny, i don't remember ever having any problem with chronic illness.[/quote]
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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Abzu » 29 Jun 2013, 11:52

It's because smelly isn't entirely correct.



It's true that vaginal birth does provide increased immunity, that's only early on, and a cesarean baby doesn't have a shit immune system simply because they were not pooed on.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and mad foreskin fungus like philosophical.


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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby Abzu » 29 Jun 2013, 11:53

[quote name="Hitoshura"]the c-section gives them immunity to cutting. that's a fair trade![/quote]

We could end emo overnight! Mandatory c sections!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and mad foreskin fungus like philosophical.


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Re: What's up, ladies?

Postby TamPron » 29 Jun 2013, 17:31

I taught the shit how to shit again. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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