Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
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Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
"Why are you doing this to me?" David Vincent asked, fallen to the ground as a result of living too hardcore radikult.
"Because," I replied, "Some things are better left unsucked."
"You evil bastard!" he exclaimed, "I've been crossing the line since 1989!"
"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."
I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.
"What gives you the right?" Vincent cried, clutching at the place where his slime used to live.
"I am the collecter of cocks." I replied.
"What about your cock, then?" Vincent exclaimed.
"I don't have a rooster," said I. "But my penis is a penis of justice. You could say that it is a Just Penis."
With that, Vincent disappeared into the aether and I never saw him again. Legend says it that he went to go live with Those Insane Gods. My opinion though, is that he just went to Dive in a Man's Anus
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"Because," I replied, "Some things are better left unsucked."
"You evil bastard!" he exclaimed, "I've been crossing the line since 1989!"
"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."
I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.
"What gives you the right?" Vincent cried, clutching at the place where his slime used to live.
"I am the collecter of cocks." I replied.
"What about your cock, then?" Vincent exclaimed.
"I don't have a rooster," said I. "But my penis is a penis of justice. You could say that it is a Just Penis."
With that, Vincent disappeared into the aether and I never saw him again. Legend says it that he went to go live with Those Insane Gods. My opinion though, is that he just went to Dive in a Man's Anus
~ Fin ~
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
[quote name="Abzu"][/quote]
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
Thank you.
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"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."
I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.
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I like this part the best.
[quote name="^_____________^"]
"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."
I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.
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I like this part the best.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
This sounds like a bizarre dream.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
what in the fu....
[quote name="IRONMAN"]This sounds like a bizarre dream.[/quote]
...yeah, let's just go with that.
[quote name="IRONMAN"]This sounds like a bizarre dream.[/quote]
...yeah, let's just go with that.
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This was a good story
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
Whoa, a cock-loving sickfuck carrying penises as prized trophies... Not only he carries 'em on a fucking bucket, he also likes to grab them and chop them off.
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It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much David Vincent sucks.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
[quote name="^_____________^"]It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much evil taint sucks.
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Nah, I know you get your sexual pleasure from such depraved stories, little puppie.
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Nah, I know you get your sexual pleasure from such depraved stories, little puppie.
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Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
this thread went from awesome to lame really quickly.
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Pretty story![/quote]
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[quote name="^_____________^"]Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.
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Thank you sir for authorizing me to believe whatever I want
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Thank you sir for authorizing me to believe whatever I want
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You are an incredibly annoying person.
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Re: Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat
he's fine and this thread is queerbomb silliness
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This thread was a good kind of silly.
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wacky times.
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[quote name="Tam Tam"]wacky times.[/quote]
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That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.
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I reacted the same when I was given a Blackberry Curve 8320... worse piece of shit I ever had on my hands.
[quote name="^_____________^"]That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.[/quote]
Ditto... I still enjoy turning on my good ol' SNES and playing the same games I had when I was just a little boy and not the splendid mate of mine I am now.
[quote name="^_____________^"]That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.[/quote]
Ditto... I still enjoy turning on my good ol' SNES and playing the same games I had when I was just a little boy and not the splendid mate of mine I am now.
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