Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat

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Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat

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"Why are you doing this to me?" David Vincent asked, fallen to the ground as a result of living too hardcore radikult.



"Because," I replied, "Some things are better left unsucked."



"You evil bastard!" he exclaimed, "I've been crossing the line since 1989!"



"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."



I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.



"What gives you the right?" Vincent cried, clutching at the place where his slime used to live.



"I am the collecter of cocks." I replied.



"What about your cock, then?" Vincent exclaimed.



"I don't have a rooster," said I. "But my penis is a penis of justice. You could say that it is a Just Penis."



With that, Vincent disappeared into the aether and I never saw him again. Legend says it that he went to go live with Those Insane Gods. My opinion though, is that he just went to Dive in a Man's Anus



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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="Abzu"]:taint:[/quote]
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Pretty story!
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Thank you.



[quote name="^_____________^"]

"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."



I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.

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I like this part the best.
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This sounds like a bizarre dream.
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i am the walrus
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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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what in the fu....





[quote name="IRONMAN"]This sounds like a bizarre dream.[/quote]





...yeah, let's just go with that.
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This was a good story
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Whoa, a cock-loving sickfuck carrying penises as prized trophies... Not only he carries 'em on a fucking bucket, he also likes to grab them and chop them off.



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It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much David Vincent sucks.



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[quote name="^_____________^"]It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much evil taint sucks.



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Nah, I know you get your sexual pleasure from such depraved stories, little puppie.
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Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.



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this thread went from awesome to lame really quickly.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Pretty story![/quote]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="^_____________^"]Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.



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You are an incredibly annoying person.



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he's fine and this thread is queerbomb silliness
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I like being silly. :xx:
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one ought to choose the right kind
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This thread was a good kind of silly.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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wacky times.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="Tam Tam"]wacky times.[/quote]



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That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.
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I reacted the same when I was given a Blackberry Curve 8320... worse piece of shit I ever had on my hands.



[quote name="^_____________^"]That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.[/quote]



Ditto... I still enjoy turning on my good ol' SNES and playing the same games I had when I was just a little boy and not the splendid mate of mine I am now.
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