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This dumb bitch

Postby Holocaust » 09 Aug 2014, 06:54

just asked my woman at her jobbins to microwave her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby rhino » 09 Aug 2014, 07:01

I hear putting it in rice works
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby rhino » 09 Aug 2014, 07:02

that's probably pretty obvious though
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 09 Aug 2014, 07:06

[quote name="Holocaust"]just asked my woman at her jobbins to bondage cupboard her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:[/quote]



People this dumb should be shot on sight
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 09 Aug 2014, 07:25

:frown:
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Abzu » 09 Aug 2014, 07:43

[quote name="rhino"]I hear putting it in rice works[/quote]

Because it will attract Asians who will fix it for you?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby zim » 09 Aug 2014, 07:50

lol
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby scunt. » 09 Aug 2014, 09:07

your woman shouldve did it for maximum lolz
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Holocaust » 09 Aug 2014, 10:10

Apparently, this mutant had the nerve to blame my girlfriend for dropping her own phone into a water puddle
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 09 Aug 2014, 10:13

How the fuck did she go about blaming it on her
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Holocaust » 09 Aug 2014, 10:49

The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my girlfriend with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby scunt. » 09 Aug 2014, 10:53

should've bought nokia
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 09 Aug 2014, 11:08

[quote name="Holocaust"]The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my confused fagmo with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:[/quote]



Yeah I'd be fired
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 09 Aug 2014, 17:13

[quote name="Holocaust"]"Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???"[/quote]



i laughed pretty good here
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 09 Aug 2014, 19:09

She should have kept a big sponge for these occasion.
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby ^_____________^ » 09 Aug 2014, 19:59

Put it in the vaginus for safe keeping. Never falls out unless she is a hooah with a loosey goosey.
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Josh » 09 Aug 2014, 21:28

does she work at verizon
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby User » 14 Aug 2014, 08:30

such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:15

[quote name="User"]such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of[/quote]



i refuse to own a cell phone. fuck that shit
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby User » 14 Aug 2014, 11:00

they're very useful but i would hate to worry about it all the time
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 11:02

A replaceable possession is the last thing we should get that frantic over.
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 11:05

I keep phones for as long as possible
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 11:06

:idea:

If it is not broken, there's no need to get a new one.
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 11:08

Yeah i don't think I ever bought one just because
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 11:11

This is the smart way
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby User » 14 Aug 2014, 11:35

we three should form an antique phone thread and issue doctrines in pamphlet form
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Re: This dumb bitch

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 11:45

Fax them shits out
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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