This dumb bitch
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This dumb bitch
just asked my woman at her jobbins to microwave her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing
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Re: This dumb bitch
I hear putting it in rice works
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Re: This dumb bitch
that's probably pretty obvious though
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Re: This dumb bitch
[quote name="Holocaust"]just asked my woman at her jobbins to bondage cupboard her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing [/quote]
People this dumb should be shot on sight
People this dumb should be shot on sight
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Re: This dumb bitch
[quote name="rhino"]I hear putting it in rice works[/quote]
Because it will attract Asians who will fix it for you?
Because it will attract Asians who will fix it for you?
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Re: This dumb bitch
lol
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: This dumb bitch
your woman shouldve did it for maximum lolz
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: This dumb bitch
Apparently, this mutant had the nerve to blame my girlfriend for dropping her own phone into a water puddle
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Re: This dumb bitch
How the fuck did she go about blaming it on her
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The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my girlfriend with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"
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should've bought nokia
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
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[quote name="Holocaust"]The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my confused fagmo with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"
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Yeah I'd be fired
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Yeah I'd be fired
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Re: This dumb bitch
[quote name="Holocaust"]"Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???"[/quote]
i laughed pretty good here
i laughed pretty good here
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Re: This dumb bitch
She should have kept a big sponge for these occasion.
Humor ist nichts nichts Normales, also niemand der normal ist, braucht Humor...Humor braucht man nur, um von sowas tief in einem drin abzulenken, so dieses Gefühl von Unausgeglichenheit, diese nagende, kratzende Leere, die man so in sich spürt.
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Re: This dumb bitch
Put it in the vaginus for safe keeping. Never falls out unless she is a hooah with a loosey goosey.
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Re: This dumb bitch
such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety
this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of
this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of
more metal
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Re: This dumb bitch
[quote name="User"]such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety
this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of[/quote]
i refuse to own a cell phone. fuck that shit
this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of[/quote]
i refuse to own a cell phone. fuck that shit
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
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Re: This dumb bitch
A replaceable possession is the last thing we should get that frantic over.
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Re: This dumb bitch
I keep phones for as long as possible
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Re: This dumb bitch
If it is not broken, there's no need to get a new one.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: This dumb bitch
Yeah i don't think I ever bought one just because
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Re: This dumb bitch
This is the smart way
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: This dumb bitch
we three should form an antique phone thread and issue doctrines in pamphlet form
more metal
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Re: This dumb bitch
Fax them shits out