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This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 06:54
by Holocaust
just asked my woman at her jobbins to microwave her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:01
by rhino
I hear putting it in rice works

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:02
by rhino
that's probably pretty obvious though

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:06
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Holocaust"]just asked my woman at her jobbins to bondage cupboard her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:[/quote]



People this dumb should be shot on sight

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:25
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
:frown:

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:43
by Abzu
[quote name="rhino"]I hear putting it in rice works[/quote]

Because it will attract Asians who will fix it for you?

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 07:50
by zim
lol

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 09:07
by scunt.
your woman shouldve did it for maximum lolz

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 10:10
by Holocaust
Apparently, this mutant had the nerve to blame my girlfriend for dropping her own phone into a water puddle

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 10:13
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
How the fuck did she go about blaming it on her

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 10:49
by Holocaust
The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my girlfriend with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 10:53
by scunt.
should've bought nokia

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 11:08
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Holocaust"]The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my confused fagmo with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:[/quote]



Yeah I'd be fired

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 17:13
by happiness and harmony
[quote name="Holocaust"]"Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???"[/quote]



i laughed pretty good here

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 19:09
by Dr. Gonzo
She should have kept a big sponge for these occasion.

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 19:59
by ^_____________^
Put it in the vaginus for safe keeping. Never falls out unless she is a hooah with a loosey goosey.

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 09 Aug 2014, 21:28
by droidspawn
does she work at verizon

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 08:30
by User
such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 10:15
by scunt.
[quote name="User"]such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of[/quote]



i refuse to own a cell phone. fuck that shit

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:00
by User
they're very useful but i would hate to worry about it all the time

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:02
by Abzu
A replaceable possession is the last thing we should get that frantic over.

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:05
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
I keep phones for as long as possible

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:06
by Abzu
:idea:

If it is not broken, there's no need to get a new one.

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:08
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Yeah i don't think I ever bought one just because

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:11
by Abzu
This is the smart way

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:35
by User
we three should form an antique phone thread and issue doctrines in pamphlet form

Re: This dumb bitch

Posted: 14 Aug 2014, 11:45
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Fax them shits out