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just asked my woman at her jobbins to microwave her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:
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I hear putting it in rice works
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that's probably pretty obvious though
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[quote name="Holocaust"]just asked my woman at her jobbins to bondage cupboard her cell phone that she dropped in a puddle, and then got pissed at her for refusing :lol:[/quote]



People this dumb should be shot on sight
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:frown:
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[quote name="rhino"]I hear putting it in rice works[/quote]

Because it will attract Asians who will fix it for you?
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lol
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your woman shouldve did it for maximum lolz
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Apparently, this mutant had the nerve to blame my girlfriend for dropping her own phone into a water puddle
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How the fuck did she go about blaming it on her
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my girlfriend with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:
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should've bought nokia
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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[quote name="Holocaust"]The sexy leopard elevator had her phone in her lap when she stepped out of the car. She snatched it up quickly and ran inside from the rain, ranting about her brand new flip phone ( :redneck: ) being destroyed now "just like the last one". She began berating my confused fagmo with stupid questions like "Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???" and "Can't you go out there and sweep the puddle or shovel it or sumthin'???" "You shoulda put a sign out there!"



:lol: :frown:[/quote]



Yeah I'd be fired
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Holocaust"]"Why is that puddle right in the middle of the parking lot anyway???"[/quote]



i laughed pretty good here
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She should have kept a big sponge for these occasion.
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Put it in the vaginus for safe keeping. Never falls out unless she is a hooah with a loosey goosey.
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does she work at verizon
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such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of
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[quote name="User"]such a 21st century dilemma is phone anxiety



this is chiefly why i steadfastly refuse to upgrade my 2009 first generation smartphone that still technically works kind of[/quote]



i refuse to own a cell phone. fuck that shit
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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they're very useful but i would hate to worry about it all the time
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A replaceable possession is the last thing we should get that frantic over.
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I keep phones for as long as possible
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:idea:

If it is not broken, there's no need to get a new one.
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Yeah i don't think I ever bought one just because
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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This is the smart way
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we three should form an antique phone thread and issue doctrines in pamphlet form
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Fax them shits out
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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