MABB v6.6.6

<div>this is what drunken conversation leads to on facebook.


pervy pat and jacking jorsh: a film noir</div>
<div>pervy pat and jacking jorsh are detectives in late 1950's L.A.</div>
<div>what they discover will blow the lid off of the underground camgirl world</div>
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guest starring scott as the sexually ambigious gang ring leader "monica mathaniel"</div>
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señor alberto as the bisexual but good natured foreign immigrant "hans"</div>
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tara as the sensual but very slightly slutty VERY high end call sexy leopard elevator. think jessica rabbit</div>
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<div>ninny has the friendly but unknown to most child rapist "mick"

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<div>dusty as the hot headed but well spoken vice squad lieutenant - I'm thinking emperor baby fists

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<div>zim is the intelligent criminal investigator just delving into this new fangled thing called "computers," of which he is a total master of</div>
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nick would be some fat marlon brando mafia dude, wealthy as fuck and wielding power over the criminal underworld</div>
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<div>jorsh is  the introverted detective, a chain smoking drunk who is incredible good at his craft but disdainful of everything</div>
<div>I would be the rambunctious rookie</div>
<div>willing to do anything to solve the case, but lacking in experience. also a chain smoking drunk</div>
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<div>skinner is our CIA connection, a hard smoking hippie CIA agent, who most remain so as to not bust his cover. one of our links into the underground of filthy underworld that is MABBcity</div>
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<div>Holly is Tara's pimp, like in taxi driver</div>
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<div>Ryan is a secretary of state and no one liked black people in the 50's so he's not in the film</div>
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<div>mark being from incest adventure park is the basement rapist ala pulp fiction</div>
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<div>stormy is the criminal mastermind, reminiscent of the joker, zod, buffalo bill, and don draper from mad men</div>
<div>he hates everything</div>
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redd is stormys secretary. a fuck ugly degraded fuck pig cum dumpster because oh my god she would absolutely hate that and that makes it hilarious to me.</div>
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<div>the film starts as such


It's 2:30 AM, foggy and the bars are letting out for the night. along with the typical patrons, detritus, and shit hammered coal miners, jorsh emerges out of the bar He's drunk, angry, and looking for a fight. Absolutely smashed, he saunters angrily over to our patrol car and decides to take a piss on one of the tires. In a moment of clarity, he looks over and to his surprise sees some action going on down the street and radios me for backup. I'm apparently getting a blowjob from one of tara's hooker friends and radio back to him in mid orgasm. i hastily jerk my dick away from the fuck slut in disgust, throwing down a five dollar bill as a i take off running towards our patrol car, yelling back to "buy a nice dress you WHORE". Reaching our patrol car, I jump in the passenger side, jack taking the wheel this time. "ready to go, perv?" he asks. "ready jack" I respond. We turn on the cherries and berries and take off down the road, unknowingly thrusting ourselves into a world of drama, intrigue, sex, , and backroom dealings beyond our wildest imaginations</div>

also this is a work in progress

luke you can be the vice squad chief if you want

camgirls in the 50s ::::

I'll be the hard-on bearer who kills Pervert Pat, and no one seeks revenge.

thats my partner in crime

And?

not cool bro, not cool

meh.

Mark isn't from WV

I sleep in a drawer.

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also this is a work in progress
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i nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this
 
patrick wins the award for understatement of the decade

I like my roll in this thinger. 

Ryan should be my driver

This setup will lead to some horrible crimes