My first medical emergency

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My first medical emergency

Postby Holocaust » 08 Oct 2014, 06:30

I think I responded quite well to the dude who had a fucking seizure here at work a few minutes ago. He was looking at buttplugs (lol) and I said something to him that I thought was funny. He didn't laugh, just looked blankly into space. A moment later, he turns pale and falls face first into a hook on the wall, and began convulsing violently. I rushed over and eased him to the ground on his side. Called 911, spoke to him until he regained full consciousness, got him out the door where the medics could tend to him. All is well.


Or so I thought. He wasn't finished! He came back in and bought a buttplug and then left again.
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby User » 08 Oct 2014, 06:32

:lol:
 
I wonder if his seizure was sparked by the sheer ecstasy of imagining what he will do with that butt plug when he gets home. 
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby The Ultimate » 08 Oct 2014, 06:32

:lol:
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Holocaust » 08 Oct 2014, 06:34

:redneck: luke
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 08 Oct 2014, 06:54

Oh lordy. :redneck: 
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Hitoshura » 08 Oct 2014, 08:12

well now that is not how i was expecting that story to end :redneck:::::::::
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Abzu » 08 Oct 2014, 09:04

This is a good tale :redneck:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Haunty » 08 Oct 2014, 12:11

:redneck:::
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby Skinfection » 08 Oct 2014, 12:21

his dedication to the purchase of that butt plug is commendable. ain't no seizure stopping that hard-on bearer from plugging up his anal regions :judge:
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Re: My first medical emergency

Postby TamPron » 08 Oct 2014, 15:47

This thread is amazing. Everything about it. You mods know where it belongs.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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