My first medical emergency
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My first medical emergency
I think I responded quite well to the dude who had a fucking seizure here at work a few minutes ago. He was looking at buttplugs (lol) and I said something to him that I thought was funny. He didn't laugh, just looked blankly into space. A moment later, he turns pale and falls face first into a hook on the wall, and began convulsing violently. I rushed over and eased him to the ground on his side. Called 911, spoke to him until he regained full consciousness, got him out the door where the medics could tend to him. All is well.
Or so I thought. He wasn't finished! He came back in and bought a buttplug and then left again.
Or so I thought. He wasn't finished! He came back in and bought a buttplug and then left again.
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Re: My first medical emergency
I wonder if his seizure was sparked by the sheer ecstasy of imagining what he will do with that butt plug when he gets home.
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Re: My first medical emergency
well now that is not how i was expecting that story to end ::::::::
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Re: My first medical emergency
This is a good tale
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Re: My first medical emergency
This thread is amazing. Everything about it. You mods know where it belongs.
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