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List of people on this board Shitsandwich would date

Postby The Ultimate » 23 May 2015, 23:06

Shitsandwich rank in order that you would least likely to most likely date and explain your reasons. 
 
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Re: List of people on this board Shitsandwich would date

Postby rhino » 23 May 2015, 23:10

I'm too black
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Postby Josh » 23 May 2015, 23:38

too old, too cold :grimjudge:
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Postby morbid board eli » 23 May 2015, 23:43

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Re: List of people on this board Shitsandwich would date

Postby The Ultimate » 23 May 2015, 23:48

I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.
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Postby Abzu » 23 May 2015, 23:59

[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
I drank a lot last night and went out. Today I am going to a Thai festival.
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Have fun at the Thai festival!
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Re: List of people on this board Shitsandwich would date

Postby Dr. Gonzo » 24 May 2015, 00:13

Angela :gaylol:
Dumpfes Stampfen fährt durch Knochen in längst taube Gedärme

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Re: List of people on this board Shitsandwich would date

Postby Aðalsteinn » 25 May 2015, 08:03

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How is it that I am not on that list ?
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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Postby rhino » 25 May 2015, 08:30

because snowmobile, obviously
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Postby Aðalsteinn » 25 May 2015, 08:37

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I should have a chance at dat ass :taint:
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 25 May 2015, 22:15

Replace señor alberto with Angela, and we'll be golden. I, obviously have no chance
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 26 May 2015, 06:45

Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
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Postby Aðalsteinn » 26 May 2015, 08:20

Motherfucking :taint:
 
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Postby Holocaust » 26 May 2015, 09:18

Well goddamn
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Postby Abzu » 26 May 2015, 09:28

:fuckoff:
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Postby Uni777 » 26 May 2015, 13:25

[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
[/quote]
 

:pepper: :ba: :greenie: :ryan: :rocker: :satba:
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Postby Abzu » 26 May 2015, 23:00

[quote="Uni"]
 
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs" data-cid="545831" data-time="1432599327">
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Go fuck yourself, sand kneegrow. 
 
señor alberto, Uni and Lavabutt are at the top of my list. Losers! 
[/quote]
 
:pepper: :ba: :greenie: :ryan: :rocker: :satba:
If you are ever on this side of the pond i'll gladly show you around Dutchy land..
 
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"Dutchy land"
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Postby Dr. Gonzo » 27 May 2015, 01:36

Im just waiting for someone to post the "List of people Shitty would not date" thread.
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Postby morbid board eli » 27 May 2015, 04:19

:gaylol:
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Postby Josh » 27 May 2015, 05:26

well, he is hairy and seems to enjoy wrestling :gaylol:
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Postby Nick » 27 May 2015, 06:24

That is some high class mullet action
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Postby rhino » 27 May 2015, 06:50

i would probably bang the chick on the left
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Postby Josh » 27 May 2015, 07:12

jesus h christ ryan
 
even i wouldnt touch that with a 20 foot pole :oldryan:
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Postby rhino » 27 May 2015, 07:15

what about a blow jay?
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 28 May 2015, 08:13

I would not touch those things. 
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Postby morbid board eli » 28 May 2015, 08:14

[quote="rhino"]
i would probably bang the chick on the left
[/quote]
 
:lol:
 
all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 28 May 2015, 08:25

If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 28 May 2015, 08:27

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Postby morbid board eli » 28 May 2015, 08:30

[quote="Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs"]
If you were not married pants, I'd date you Dutnis. 
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 28 May 2015, 08:35

that's the most homosexual thing i have ever seen. kills everyone then kills self
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Postby morbid board eli » 28 May 2015, 08:36

you haven't seen pictures of gay people then
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Postby rhino » 28 May 2015, 08:39

[quote="sassapants"]
 
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i would probably bang the chick on the left
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:lol:
 
all those times i said rhino said the most rhino thing of all time, they are all now obsolete
 
this right here is the most rhino of all responses
 
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i was like, 75% joking
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Postby morbid board eli » 28 May 2015, 08:47

that means you were 25% joking
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 28 May 2015, 08:47

I like gay people. they are fun.. unless it is a really butch lesbian that wants to beat your ass for all your beer.
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Postby The Ultimate » 28 May 2015, 09:08

What's wrong with the people I've listed Shit sandwich?
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 28 May 2015, 09:29

I shouldn't be included.
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Postby The Ultimate » 28 May 2015, 09:33

Why
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Postby User » 28 May 2015, 09:37

Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
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Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 28 May 2015, 09:48

[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
Why
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[quote="User"]
Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
:krinor:
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[quote="User"]
Imran is going to end up settling down with a demure young woman who cooks well, quietly defers to men at all times and reproduces with great acumen.  She will also be deeply religious.  Imran will hide the whiskey from her and spend all his free time drinking in Lahore dens ranting about socialism and oppression.  Then Imran will die and his kids will grow up to be rapacious capitalists with not an ounce of compassion for common man.  The future is bright, for this future involves Imran getting laid.
 
:krinor:
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Postby morbid board eli » 28 May 2015, 17:24

you'll never get laid you mean
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Postby Holocaust » 28 May 2015, 18:09

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Postby Abzu » 28 May 2015, 21:06

:lol: 
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and mad foreskin fungus like philosophical.


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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 01 Jun 2015, 06:39

:gaylol: 
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 01 Jun 2015, 06:41

Also 
 
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Postby Josh » 01 Jun 2015, 21:05

Haha
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 02 Jun 2015, 06:50

Why aren't you jorsh anymore? I don't like this. 
 
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