So, I got asked out on a date

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So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 13 Mar 2017, 08:49

He won't tell me where, says it is a surprise. :greenie:
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Nick » 13 Mar 2017, 09:00

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby User » 13 Mar 2017, 10:14

it follows
more metal
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Josh » 13 Mar 2017, 10:24

i like where this thread is going
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Nick » 13 Mar 2017, 11:20

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby zim » 13 Mar 2017, 11:37

Nick wrote:Image
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Josh » 13 Mar 2017, 17:39

im actually eating reheated pizza right now. at 6am. i have to get up my 10am for work at 11

fuck it
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 13 Mar 2017, 19:13

:lol: you guys
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Ninny » 13 Mar 2017, 20:49

Image :oldryan:
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Nick » 13 Mar 2017, 21:28

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:doubleolddatewithninny:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Ninny » 13 Mar 2017, 22:31

:rocker:
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Josh » 14 Mar 2017, 00:54

Ninny wrote:Image :oldryan:


MURDERED IN THE BASEMENT DONT GO DOWN THERE
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby zim » 14 Mar 2017, 00:55

rhino wrote:Image


the high roller option :idea:
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Lieutenant Ripley » 14 Mar 2017, 01:12

Pizza and chill? :idea:
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Nick » 14 Mar 2017, 01:35

Can't do much after you eat a whole pizza by yourself
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Holocaust » 14 Mar 2017, 10:25

Dumpster and chill
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Re: So, I got asked out on a date

Postby Nick » 14 Mar 2017, 11:14

Dump on her and leave
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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