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just woke up

Postby Josh » 25 May 2017, 00:00

was supposed to be to work 90 minutes ago :oops:
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Re: just woke up

Postby The Ultimate » 25 May 2017, 00:02

You fucking idiot!!!
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Re: just woke up

Postby The Ultimate » 25 May 2017, 00:03

And you lazy fuckers wonder why Mexicans steal your jobs!!!
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Re: just woke up

Postby Ninny » 25 May 2017, 01:14

:oldryan:
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Re: just woke up

Postby zim » 25 May 2017, 03:09

that's half a point splendid mate of mine, take my hand as we cross this meadow
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Re: just woke up

Postby Josh » 25 May 2017, 04:56

Nah it's one point because I went in over 2 hours late

I should have just stayed the fuck home
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Re: just woke up

Postby Nick » 25 May 2017, 05:05

Did this one a few times. Every time I worked late and had to be back in at ass o'clock in the am.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: just woke up

Postby Verbal » 25 May 2017, 05:35

i like how your reaction to sleeping in isnt to get up but rather to post about it here
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Re: just woke up

Postby Nick » 25 May 2017, 05:49

Gotta do something while you take a morning dump
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: just woke up

Postby Josh » 25 May 2017, 06:05

Nick has it.
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Re: just woke up

Postby The Ultimate » 25 May 2017, 08:42

I like the salaried job thing. Nobody cares that I come in fifteen minutes late.
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Re: just woke up

Postby Abzu » 25 May 2017, 19:43

What does your wife say when you come in fifteen minutes early?
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Re: just woke up

Postby Ninny » 25 May 2017, 20:43

:rshot:
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Re: just woke up

Postby The Ultimate » 25 May 2017, 23:35

I don't get the joke
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Re: just woke up

Postby Abzu » 26 May 2017, 04:18

:redneck:::;;;;;;;;;
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Re: just woke up

Postby Josh » 26 May 2017, 07:26

It's no joke to his poor wife!
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Re: just woke up

Postby rhino » 26 May 2017, 07:37

:redneck: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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Re: just woke up

Postby Abzu » 26 May 2017, 07:38

:god:

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