this used to be my favorite forum

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 04 Mar 2011, 09:38

lot of good memories in here

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:12

oh that fucking farley pic

whatever happened to dk anyway

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:22

i will text him later

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:32

does he still have the same numeros that he did some years ago

i probably still have them

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:33

[quote name="Skintoxication"]nick needs to get his sorry ass back over here and post as well.[/quote]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:47

Akane was fun to pick on. Someone wanted that ass but I forget who.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:48

if he's got a new number i dont have it. someone's getting a god damn text

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:51

[quote name="pulsar"]Akane was fun to pick on. Someone wanted that ass but I forget who.[/quote]

i saw her ass pic and said i'd hit it but i didn't know it was akane

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:55

[quote name="Lord Zim"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Akane was fun to pick on. Someone wanted that ass but I forget who.[/quote]

i saw her ass pic and said i'd hit it but i didn't know it was akane

[/quote]

Im sure most people who hit that shit (suduces guys with not even trying!) did it from behind.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:56

That ass was the only ok thing. everything else from her face to her brain was a shit.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 10:56

zimberly Have you eaten any pizza as of late?

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Mar 2011, 11:00

ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO BRAH!

no bumping uglies took place

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 11:04

I feel your pain, sir. The last ass I stuck was a drunkien mistake of a piglike fatbitch. I try not to recall it. The sexy leopard elevator Im interested in (read: falling like a gayfag for) is amazingly the opposite of the pigbitch.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Mar 2011, 11:15

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Mar 2011, 12:05

but wait, what is your new favorite forum

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 04 Mar 2011, 15:02

[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Akane was fun to pick on. Someone wanted that ass but I forget who.[/quote]

aod said he would hit it

[/quote]

I think 99 % of the males on this board would have hit it! Even Imram.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 04 Mar 2011, 15:25

i had forgotten about Akane. i find it amusing that she was in my town during her time posting here for a vacation to visit some hard-on bearer from here. it's quite fortunate that we didn't meet.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 04 Mar 2011, 15:29

[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Akane was fun to pick on. Someone wanted that ass but I forget who.[/quote]

aod said he would hit it

[/quote]

She seduced him with not even trying.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 04 Mar 2011, 15:30

Here is her profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670795202

Our last correspondence:

"No im not going too and thats is final... im tired of you guys harassing me. now you guys are harassing me here on facebook and most likely my myspace too. so just leave me alone. all of you are douchebags and have nothing better to do with your lives. i moved on and so should you all. so please leave me the hell alone."

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 04 Mar 2011, 15:40

[quote name="Derek Waters"]but wait, what is your new favorite forum[/quote]

eggs actly.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 04 Mar 2011, 17:24

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 04 Mar 2011, 18:05

Cocaine penis in this period.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 04 Mar 2011, 20:02

i have no idea who this akane person is

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 04 Mar 2011, 21:09

this sirs and lasses is the real akane

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 04 Mar 2011, 21:42

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Mar 2011, 22:33

:nokia-alert:

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 05 Mar 2011, 00:10

zim · Post by **zim** » 05 Mar 2011, 01:44

for some reason i always want to pronounce "noyka" as "nokia"

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Mar 2011, 01:46

and skorpionpasta as skorpionpasta

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 05 Mar 2011, 01:56

[quote name="DirtJesus"]this sirs and lasses is the real akane

[/quote]

Bloody gums

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 05 Mar 2011, 02:06

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 05 Mar 2011, 03:05

[quote name="Nunsploitator"]her vag is probably all kinds of unshaven

[/quote]

Not to mention sideways.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 05 Mar 2011, 03:58

[quote name="Nunsploitator"]her vag is probably all kinds of unshaven

[/quote]

It works for Sasha Grey and Stoya.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 05 Mar 2011, 11:21

[quote name="Verbal"]and skorpionpasta as skorpionpasta[/quote]

always think of it this way

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 05 Mar 2011, 11:21

[quote name="Nunsploitator"]noyka*

she is a lesbian who posts here and enjoys azn womens

[/quote]

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Mar 2011, 03:58

I'd like to add Ritchie and christhammer to the list

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:02

hey dustoooooooooooooooooo

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:41

Poopdick

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:45

[quote name="Devy"]Poopdick

[/quote]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:50

[quote name="Skincision"]
[quote name="Nick"]I'd like to add Ritchie and christhammer to the list[/quote]

the thrower of ham at christ[/quote]

christhammer's "thrower of ham at christ" title is maybe the best thing ive seen on either nilebard/mabb

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:54

Anyone remember the name of his band?

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 04:57

I wish I still had the guitar tab he sent me. The only parts I remember are "Make lots of noise here" and the end, which was "And now you have Poopdick!"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:02

[quote name="Skincision"]slab of fury. i still have their albums

[/quote]

Yeah I was way off

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:03

[quote name="Skincision"]i still dont know how he played the chorus

[/quote]

The best part about this is that he'd actually notated a tempo change above "make lots of noise here". He's either an idiot or the greatest musical mind to have ever lived

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:05

Perhaps he's the greatest musical idiot of all time?

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:06

And so it was decided

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:36

That line is named Hammy

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:45

They should have been headlining festivals. They'd be fucking huge if they were still going today.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 12 Mar 2011, 05:54

Slab Of Fury could have been like Wyld Stallyns at the end of Bogus Journey. If Poopdick can win over Horse Assist, then it could easily have brought about world peace.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 12 Mar 2011, 06:13

Hammy is too busy not becoming a poker professional for the Slab.