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Join Team Abzu, 'zilla!
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[quote name="pulsar"]Join Team Abzu, 'zilla![/quote]



you've persuaded me, i'm in.



a lot of it was the banner. :fonz:
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:xx: :xx: :greenie: :xx: :xx:
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[quote name="pulsar"]:xx: :xx: :greenie: :xx: :xx:[/quote]
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[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="zim"]ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)



you'll all be sorry! :tear:[/quote]



this goes double for me.



level 12 on nazi zombies on a bad day. single player.[/quote]



Shit, I thought Toilet had already gobbled you up. You interested?[/quote]



perhaps. what can you offer me?[/quote]



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I'd be great for a member of any team, I have guns, ammo, machete, axes, chainsaw, reefer, porn and video games
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also my pickup truck would be great for carrying supplies, or a mobile zombie shooting post
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and I would gladly accept that
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[quote name="Skincision"]my first member :ba:



we'll have to remember to fortify the teams fortress a bit more than usual due to excessive ganja smoking[/quote]





but the ganja drugs making people afraid :huh:
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i have not smoke. but once the fellating lover smoke it in my house and then became afraid of hearing voice of the neighbour talking loudly on cell phone. he was afraid and thinking that neighbor is making call to vice squad. :oldryan:
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ONLY TOOLS AND CORPSES.
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[quote name="Void"]I have experience in the use of katana's and barrett .50 cal sniper rifles :santa:[/quote]
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Have you a juice proof mask to go with that katana? :redneck:
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:redneck:
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i'm with Dusto.
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our team is also going to have fort-in-the-woods-based jamming sessions



fort-in-the-woods :thingy:
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My fellating lover and I built a fort in the woods just outside my apartment complex from large branches, twigs, leaves and rocks for our kids to play in.
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[quote name="winburger"]ONLY TOOLS AND CORPSES.[/quote]



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[quote name="FUKKET"]i'm with Dusto.[/quote]
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my team is comprised of myself, and nicholas; we also have the giantest and voidest dutchman on the board, in addition to the stormicus lady and the one called fukket



also there are other teams
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currently the name is omega supreme but i think that will change before too long
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you fucking asked me for it here



TWAT :evil:
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well there are at least two other threads about it and i'm not saying it again
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[quote name="Skincision"]someone post the teams and who is on each team, i am too lazy in this period[/quote]

Team Abzu

Pulsar - Team Captain

Junkyard God - Second in Command/Strategic Advisor

Zim - Chief-Executive-Administrative-Co-Vice-Warlord-Zombie-Annihilation-Technical-Director

Redd - Zombie Corpse Burning Technician & Tank Administration

Zilla - Undead Decapitator & Zombie Mushroom-Tattoo Artist
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is it four including or excluding the captains?
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Team Blondle



Me - Team Captain



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]Team Blondle



Me - Team Captain



:shakefist:[/quote]



that's a good team you got going there sir.
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[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]Team Blondle



Me - Team Captain



:shakefist:[/quote]



that's a good team you got going there sir.[/quote]



yup, no slackers and the rations last longer :hard-on bearer:
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]Team Blondle



Me - Team Captain



:shakefist:[/quote]



that's a good team you got going there sir.[/quote]



yup, no slackers and the rations last longer :hard-on bearer:[/quote]



:idea:



and just enough crazy :redneck:
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I'm actually very sensible :greenie:
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still.
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Leader: Devy (male, english, mentally ill, lovable protagonist, can accurately guess bra sizes by sight alone)

Second in command: multi-talented box ticker Scaritron (female, mexican, law enforcement officer, can probably cook due to being a woman)

Enforcer: Sade (male, english, owns a bicycle, physically strong, can move head from side to side for seemingly indefinite amount of time)

Engineer: Meat Engine (male, american, like MacGyver with a beard, formidable Street Fighter skills, possibly able to fly (citation needed))

Ninny: Ninny (male, dutch, FUCKING NINNY)
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]

Ninny: Ninny (male, dutch, FUCKING NINNY)[/quote]



Its funny every damn time
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[quote name="Devy"] can move head from side to side for seemingly indefinite amount of time[/quote]



that's the one that gets me every time.



and the possibly able to fly part.
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i'll do something i guess, also i've only read about 4 of the posts on here... so what it is i will be doing, i have no idea
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[quote name="Joff"]i'll do something i guess, also i've only read about 4 of the posts on here... so what it is i will be doing, i have no idea[/quote]



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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oh shit, y'all bitches found me out
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He's spying for the zombies, don't let him get away!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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um
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i got away but then i came back

i don't know why
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[quote name="Dusto"]um[/quote]
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We're dodging the obvious question here.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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That question being...
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Where does :page5: fit in with everyone's plans?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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right snug in the middle of them
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You pretty much can't have a plan without :page5:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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it either has to be in your plans from the start or you have to have accounted for it in the future :idea:
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I plan to be assaulting zombies in my armored lamborghini by at least :page5:



:page5: also gave me a gun that fires heat-seeking garrotte wires.
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:page5: sees me gathering my zombie zoo :hard-on bearer:
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