MABB Zombie Apocalypse Draft 2011

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Apr 2011, 23:34

that is also true

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 05 Apr 2011, 23:58

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Apr 2011, 00:01

maybe if you explain what you mean.

who is explaining the kid makes no sense.

what kid? why does it need explaining?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 06 Apr 2011, 00:44

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]maybe if you explain what you mean.

who is explaining the kid makes no sense.

what kid? why does it need explaining?[/quote]

I am the kid, and i need the explanation for the mabb zombie apocalypse thing, the thread just tells about the team leaders and all, but i dont know what basically tit is about, what teams have to do. Most of the people here are old mabb users, so they know already and what about kids like me ?

or may be i should improve my English

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:05

What is your age, son

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:11

[quote name="IRONMAN"]What is your age, son[/quote]

17 and a month

but that kid there I meant, new user

vega · Post by **vega** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:33

[quote name="lavaGhoul"] the thread just tells about the team leaders and all, but i dont know what basically tit is about, [/quote]

but thread is not about tit?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:41

[quote name="carpet_salesman"]
[quote name="lavaGhoul"] the thread just tells about the team leaders and all, but i dont know what basically tit is about, [/quote]

but thread is not about tit?

[/quote]

so un-humorous it was

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:48

hey lavaghoul,

whats your favourite?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:56

[quote name="Verbal"]hey lavaghoul,

whats your favourite?[/quote]

you are referring that "what" to ?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Apr 2011, 01:58

[quote name="lavaGhoul"]
[quote name="Verbal"]hey lavaghoul,

whats your favourite?[/quote]

you are referring that "what" to ?[/quote]

i mean like "whats your favourite"?

you know? like, as in, your "optimal"

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Apr 2011, 04:47

[quote name="lavaGhoul"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]maybe if you explain what you mean.

who is explaining the kid makes no sense.

what kid? why does it need explaining?[/quote]

I am the kid, and i need the explanation for the mabb zombie apocalypse thing, the thread just tells about the team leaders and all, but i dont know what basically tit is about, what teams have to do. Most of the people here are old mabb users, so they know already and what about kids like me ?

or may be i should improve my English

[/quote]

what else is there to do in a zombie apocalypse?

kill zombies.

and i guess the correct way of phrasing that question is "can someone explain this to me?"

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:07

I believe winburger seconded my self-nomination, and I therefore humbly accept the position.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:21

Ill let my avatar do all the talking

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:23

We need a draft list.

Love of Lava · Post by **Love of Lava** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:23

i want to join TEAM TOILET ! because my toilet at home got a speacial ability everytime you take a dump and flush all excretions will be send directly to france where they belong. this is qualification enough

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:25

That might be useful, seeing as how we're going to breed cattle in France using decomposing garbage people as fertilizer.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:31

That.

Love of Lava · Post by **Love of Lava** » 06 Apr 2011, 05:33

they already selling my shit over there as crepes suzette

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 06 Apr 2011, 06:13

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]That might be useful, seeing as how we're going to breed cattle in France using decomposing garbage people as fertilizer.[/quote]

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 Apr 2011, 06:23

I second the nomination of Herr Baron

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 06 Apr 2011, 06:31

I promise to righteously fuck France up with shit and corpses

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Apr 2011, 18:03

Dusto wanted me on his team so where does that lead me?

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2011, 18:06

it leads you in my direction you big fuzzy bear you

Love of Lava · Post by **Love of Lava** » 06 Apr 2011, 18:16

so mr ball cock tam tittts give a shit to this naow :tvrkey:

our lord and master's horsecock says france will sink in mammal fertilizer

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Apr 2011, 19:49

[quote name="Dusto"]it leads you in my direction you big fuzzy bear you[/quote]

well ofcourse it leads me to your honey tree.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2011, 19:57

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Apr 2011, 20:22

hey I saw abzu has an awesome sig now, we should make a Dusty Team banner

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 06 Apr 2011, 20:27

I like this one better than my first one, where Team Abzu is buttraping Team Rhino.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Apr 2011, 21:08

we should all work together

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Apr 2011, 22:59

ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)

you'll all be sorry!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:12

[quote name="zim"]ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)

you'll all be sorry!

[/quote]

I was thinking it would be

if you joined my team, sir.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:12

I think it's high time to start filling out positions for Team Edible.

I'm delegating:

Winburger as my vice-executive in charge of shenanigan prevention

Drunkfu as the team's engineer

Subcommandante Marcos as sub-vice executive in charge of diet and agriculture

Zimberley as team courier/scavenger and co-vice-battle-preparationist

Cat Hallucination as sub-bitch responsible for being a crash-test-dummy and elite zombie bait

Johnny Fucking Gleeso as medical technician

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:16

your hypothetical team is at 166% of capacity there

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:18

Of course it is. This is a draft.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:26

it's actually not though as we're just recruiting at will now

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:27

Team Abzu all the way

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zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:29

Team Abzu all the way
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I had to rethink it after I saw Pancakes post. "Co-Vice-Battle-Preparationist" sounds pretty intriguing, I will have to weigh my options!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:37

Team Abzu all the way
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I had to rethink it after I saw Pancakes post. "Co-Vice-Battle-Preparationist" sounds pretty intriguing, I will have to weigh my options!

In Team Abzu, you can be Chief-Executive-Administrative-Co-Vice-Warlord-Zombie-Annihilation-Technical-Director

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:39

oh hell yes

Suck it Team Edible.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 06 Apr 2011, 23:43

[quote name="zim"]oh hell yes

Suck it Team Edible.[/quote]

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 07 Apr 2011, 03:36

[quote name="zim"]ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)

you'll all be sorry!

[/quote]

this goes double for me.

level 12 on nazi zombies on a bad day. single player.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 07 Apr 2011, 03:39

this is no game

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Apr 2011, 04:10

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="zim"]ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)

you'll all be sorry!

[/quote]

this goes double for me.

level 12 on nazi zombies on a bad day. single player.[/quote]

Shit, I thought Toilet had already gobbled you up. You interested?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Apr 2011, 04:14

[quote name="Dusto"]your hypothetical team is at 166% of capacity there[/quote]

Also, Gleeso and CH are more like food/resources than teammates, and wouldn't actually be on my roster at finalization. I'm willing to make trades for other resources. If some team or another wants to use Gleeso as bait, I'll make a trade for an item or hooker.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Apr 2011, 04:46

[quote name="zim"]oh hell yes

Suck it Team Edible.[/quote]

Do you really want to be hazed for the rest of your natural existence?

zim · Post by **zim** » 07 Apr 2011, 05:02

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 07 Apr 2011, 05:11

so... what are teams looking like so far as a whole?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 07 Apr 2011, 06:08

The title I offered zim is hazefree.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 07 Apr 2011, 06:09

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="zim"]ignore the hard-on bearer that spends hours every day killing zombies in a simulation (over400hoursinleft4dead)

you'll all be sorry!

[/quote]

this goes double for me.

level 12 on nazi zombies on a bad day. single player.[/quote]

Shit, I thought Toilet had already gobbled you up. You interested?[/quote]

perhaps. what can you offer me?