Would you still masturbate if,
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Would you still masturbate if,
Would you still masturbate if, instead of millions of sperm coming out, only one big one came out and you had to kill it before it killed you?
Don't worry about the physics of it, just imagine the scenario. A bulldog-sized sperm comes bursting out and it has teeth, eyes, and everything. You have to somehow kill it, or it's going to kill you.
Personally, I think it would be fucking awesome. Unfortunately, everyone would know when you just finished jerking it. from reddit
Don't worry about the physics of it, just imagine the scenario. A bulldog-sized sperm comes bursting out and it has teeth, eyes, and everything. You have to somehow kill it, or it's going to kill you.
Personally, I think it would be fucking awesome. Unfortunately, everyone would know when you just finished jerking it. from reddit
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
i will keep this in other hand
then take it for walk
then take it for walk
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
im not even sure how to respond to this one yet
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
how did you even think of this zim
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
i didnt read that much
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
I don't know, probably I would take a pic of it.
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
[quote name="pulsar"]I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.[/quote]
I think that as already been done--they are called Immortal.
I think that as already been done--they are called Immortal.
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,
[quote name="carpet_salesman"]i will keep this in other hand
then take it for walk [/quote]
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then take it for walk [/quote]
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