Would you still masturbate if,

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Would you still masturbate if,

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Would you still masturbate if, instead of millions of sperm coming out, only one big one came out and you had to kill it before it killed you?



Don't worry about the physics of it, just imagine the scenario. A bulldog-sized sperm comes bursting out and it has teeth, eyes, and everything. You have to somehow kill it, or it's going to kill you.



Personally, I think it would be fucking awesome. Unfortunately, everyone would know when you just finished jerking it. from reddit



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i will keep this in other hand

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then take it for walk :grimb: :grimb: :grimb:
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im not even sure how to respond to this one yet
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,

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how did you even think of this zim
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,

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[quote name="zim"]



from reddit[/quote]
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: Would you still masturbate if,

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i didnt read that much :oldryan:
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:santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I don't know, probably I would take a pic of it.
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I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.
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[quote name="pulsar"]I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.[/quote]

I think that as already been done--they are called Immortal. :grin:
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[quote name="carpet_salesman"]i will keep this in other hand

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then take it for walk :grimb: :grimb: :grimb:[/quote]



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