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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 01:37

[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="Abzu"]Short cut keys are quicker.[/quote]

If they work...I can't get a new tab to open in Chrome when I want to search.



Let me get this straight:



1. Enter search item in URL bar

2. Press TAB

3. I should have a new tab with the search results? Doesn't happen.[/quote]

You should read my prior posts in this thread. TAB is only to select a search engine other than your default. Ctrl-T opens a new tab and the cursor is automatically in the omnibox.
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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 01:39

[quote name="Dudley"]what's the advantage to consolidating the search and URL boxes if you're using shortcuts :huh:[/quote]

What's the advantage of peeling an scrapple when eating a chicken sandwich?





You don't need to switch from one box to another. You don't even need to fuck with the mouse to search in a new tab, is the point. use the shortcut key to open a new tab, punch in your search and hit fucking enter. That's pretty clear and simple.
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Re: need new browser

Postby Verbal » 05 Dec 2012, 01:42

are you seriously trying to claim that pressing two keyboard buttons is easier than pressing the middle mouse button? seriously?
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 01:49

this thread needs more cock rings in it
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Re: need new browser

Postby Verbal » 05 Dec 2012, 01:50

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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 01:51

[quote name="Verbal"]are you seriously trying to claim that pressing two keyboard buttons is easier than pressing the middle mouse button? seriously?[/quote]

No and I'm not sure how you're not understanding what I'm saying.



I'm saying that hitting Ctrl-T, punching in your search query, and hitting Enter is more efficient than moving the mouse to the search box, clicking in, punching your search query, and then clicking the middle mouse button. It's hands on keyboard all through versus hand on mouse to hand on keyboard to hand on mouse again.

Before that, I was saying that it's just silly to have a separate search box when you can do all of the above in one box.



That's all. Nothing more nor less.











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Re: need new browser

Postby Verbal » 05 Dec 2012, 01:52

i only partially read your post but youre still wrong
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Re: need new browser

Postby zim » 05 Dec 2012, 04:36

[quote name="Verbal"]i only partially read your post but youre still wrong[/quote]
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 05:02

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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 05:41

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Verbal"]i only partially read your post but youre still wrong[/quote][/quote]

Feel free to explain why.







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Re: need new browser

Postby neckred » 05 Dec 2012, 07:27

Opera has the same sort of search mechanics as Chrome, but you have a search bar instead if you want it



"best" browser is highly subjective



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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 11:08

[quote name="neckred"]"best" browser is highly subjective



cock rings[/quote]

Both of those statements are true.
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Re: need new browser

Postby Hugo. » 05 Dec 2012, 11:50

:ctrl+shift+n:
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Re: need new browser

Postby zim » 05 Dec 2012, 12:41

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]:ctrl+shift+n:[/quote]

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tear off tabs with the mouse for new windows :xx:
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Re: need new browser

Postby Josh » 05 Dec 2012, 13:28

Just stopped in to say this is one of the boards worst threads ever
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 13:53

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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 05 Dec 2012, 17:49

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Zilly Toid"]:ctrl+shift+n:[/quote]

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tear off tabs with the mouse for new windows :xx:[/quote]

I don't know about IE and Opera, but that's a pleasant feature of both Chrome and Firefox.
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 19:32

[quote name="jorsh"]Just stopped in to say this is one of the boards worst threads ever[/quote]
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Re: need new browser

Postby Holocaust » 05 Dec 2012, 20:30

:gay:



I am now an Opera user :fuckoff:
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Re: need new browser

Postby zim » 05 Dec 2012, 23:05

[quote name="Holocaust"]I am now an Opera user :fuckoff:[/quote]



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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 23:06

does that mean this thread is over?
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Re: need new browser

Postby Hitoshura » 05 Dec 2012, 23:17

can we send it home now?
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 05 Dec 2012, 23:18

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Re: need new browser

Postby Abzu » 06 Dec 2012, 02:55

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Holocaust"]I am now an Opera user :fuckoff:[/quote]



so gay[/quote]

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Re: need new browser

Postby neckred » 06 Dec 2012, 05:52

I don't want to lock this, but the influx of penis here has spurred me
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Re: need new browser

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 06 Dec 2012, 06:03

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Re: need new browser

Postby neckred » 06 Dec 2012, 08:57

good move to archives for dusteh!
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