"well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

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"well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Oct 2013, 01:08

finish this song
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 22 Oct 2013, 02:27

no one's stepping up :frown:
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby scunt. » 22 Oct 2013, 06:16

oh cmon you can do better than my gun is an asshole
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 22 Oct 2013, 14:52

*your
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby scunt. » 22 Oct 2013, 22:47

whoopsie
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 23 Oct 2013, 19:23

i will give you a hint to start. the words go to this melody



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now make something new! :gay:
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby scunt. » 23 Oct 2013, 20:49

oh god fuck this
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 23 Oct 2013, 22:01

you are a terrible songwriter
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby scunt. » 24 Oct 2013, 01:22

jack white*
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 24 Oct 2013, 01:48

that song is not particularly great however jack white is a talented and interesting songwriter due in large part to his interest in and understanding of american blues music
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby Josh » 24 Oct 2013, 01:53

White stripes are horrible
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 24 Oct 2013, 02:03

again, an assertion in this thread is incorrect. and still the new song remains unwritten



disappoint :frown:
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby scunt. » 24 Oct 2013, 03:17

not our fault you picked a shit song by a shit band to try and get us to start a song in the style of
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: "well baby you shot me. your gun is an asshole."

Postby morbid board eli » 24 Oct 2013, 17:15

i didnt do any of that i just told you where the thing came from originally



i asked you to make something new with it



and you cannot :frown:



you are ruining your life with pills and no songs. congratulations, phil anselmo
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