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awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby rat hallucination » 17 Jan 2014, 10:46

This is the day the Lord has made

Let us rejoice and be glad in it.



-regardless of the situation you're in, the lord created this moment, and life is a beautiful thing. By meditating on this, it can help you overcome difficult states of mind.



Hatred stirreth up strife

But Love covereth all sin



-obviously a pretty complex problem, but to truly do loving things is to not do sin, but to do truly loving things, and when you do this, sin and hatred are covered. Try it, just fucking try it.



When one knows not what to pray for

Fear not for the spirit uttereth groanings which can not be spoken



-God knows that we get ouselves into trouble. And while there is no excuse for it, he is constantly with us, grieving with us, and guiding us through the things that we don't understand and aren't capable of dealing with by ourselves.
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby Noyka » 17 Jan 2014, 10:50

Dude, is this really the place?
MABB, Feel the love!



[quote name="Johnny"]:motivationalposter:



Nokya - because sometimes there just isn't enough vomit.[/quote]



[quote name="rat hallucination"]Oh whoopty doo. Noyka is a shithead.[/quote]
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby rat hallucination » 17 Jan 2014, 10:50

Yes
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby Nick » 17 Jan 2014, 10:52

Why the fuck does this thread exist
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby Noyka » 17 Jan 2014, 10:55

I'm wondering that myself considering I think Rat and I are the only two who are Christians on the board. It's also been made abundantly clear the vast majority MABBers are not interested in this.



To be frank I'm not either.
MABB, Feel the love!



[quote name="Johnny"]:motivationalposter:



Nokya - because sometimes there just isn't enough vomit.[/quote]



[quote name="rat hallucination"]Oh whoopty doo. Noyka is a shithead.[/quote]
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby rat hallucination » 17 Jan 2014, 10:56

[quote name="Nick"]Why the fuck does this thread exist[/quote]



Interesting how you phrased that.
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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby rat hallucination » 17 Jan 2014, 10:57

[quote name="Noyka"]I'm wondering that myself considering I think Rat and I are the only two who are Christians on the board. It's also been made abundantly clear the vast majority MABBers are not interested in this.



To be frank I'm not either.[/quote]





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Re: awesome bible verses and their application to our daily stru

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Jan 2014, 18:22

this simplistic blather belongs in the hell of bad archive
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