hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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panamania :idea:
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well, that's...uhh...."stroke me, for i wish to orgasm".
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The thread title made me LOL thanks to the chili cheese fries. :lol:
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I hate this hard-on bearer
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did anyone actually click the link
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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oh, heh
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His food sounds fucking gross.
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It is fucking gross my mom made a few of his recipes none of them were good. I refuse to eat at any of his restaurants including Five Guys because he's a complete douche. on top of being incompetent.
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The fuck does five guys have to do with him?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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the writing in this could've been pulled straight out of an achewood comic. i am willing to bet a hefty sum that whoever is responsible for this is a serious onstad fan



what i am saying here is that it's pretty great
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Todd did it
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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so this thread mostly failed. stormy tried to revive it but it was dead on arrival. now i know how many people actually read or check out what i post. suck my dick lord, we don&#39;t need another meadow
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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I read it :santa:



And I still think hard-on bearer is a complete tool
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of course he's a tool you idiot that menu is a parody of his overinflated douchebag style



stormy and nick can stay, everyone else fucked up what should have been a hilarious thread. :frown: you should be ashamed of yourselves
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Bitchin' kitchen.
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you too fucktard
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:thingy:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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my initial thought was "that hard-on bearer from suffocation?"



not that hard-on bearer from suffocation
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I clicked the link and read it, left my comment accordingly as I had nothing to add. sard.
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WOW



scunty i will leave this unlocked for a little while longer in the hopes that somebody will wake up and rescue it. but it's not looking good. much like hard-on bearer fieri's cholesterol level
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:homework:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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i know i'm disappointed too
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Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.



I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.
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[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. [/quote]



i don't even know what you're trying to say here. this may have just stupefied me for the rest of the day
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[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.



I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.[/quote]



the fuck does five guys have to do with him?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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five guys is so infinitely better than anything to do with that grease-laden taint dropping that the greater than symbol could never do the comparison justice
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i know that but noykas the one who wont eat at five guys cause of him for some unknown reason
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:huh:
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I wasn't being serious there. It's a restaurant with hard-on bearer in the name is all that meant so dumb apparently people took it seriously.
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I will not eat anything sprayed with Axe. :redneck:



I had to read this again to realize it's a fake (I'm sick, not normally so stupid). I mean, this is kind of funny but how was this thread supposed to be some sort of spectacular event or whatever? Go have gay sex, Dutnis and Scunty.
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i dont think we were looking for anything spectacular



it's more like this thread is a joke



and everyone acknowledges that it is a joke



and everyone thinks that the joke is funny



but no one is laughing at the joke



and when we say "hey this joke is funny, how come you are not laughing"



your response is "why would we laugh at a joke?"



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