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hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby scunt. » 06 Mar 2014, 04:06

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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 04:14

panamania :idea:
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 06 Mar 2014, 04:27

well, that's...uhh...."stroke me, for i wish to orgasm".
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 06 Mar 2014, 04:33

The thread title made me LOL thanks to the chili cheese fries. :lol:
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Holocaust » 06 Mar 2014, 04:42

I hate this hard-on bearer
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby scunt. » 06 Mar 2014, 04:43

did anyone actually click the link
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Holocaust » 06 Mar 2014, 04:45

oh, heh
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 06 Mar 2014, 05:52

His food sounds fucking gross.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Noyka » 06 Mar 2014, 08:24

It is fucking gross my mom made a few of his recipes none of them were good. I refuse to eat at any of his restaurants including Five Guys because he's a complete douche. on top of being incompetent.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Nick » 06 Mar 2014, 08:28

The fuck does five guys have to do with him?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Hitoshura » 06 Mar 2014, 08:38

the writing in this could've been pulled straight out of an achewood comic. i am willing to bet a hefty sum that whoever is responsible for this is a serious onstad fan



what i am saying here is that it's pretty great
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Nick » 06 Mar 2014, 09:53

Todd did it
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby scunt. » 06 Mar 2014, 10:10

so this thread mostly failed. stormy tried to revive it but it was dead on arrival. now i know how many people actually read or check out what i post. suck my dick lord, we don't need another meadow
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Holocaust » 06 Mar 2014, 10:26

I read it :santa:



And I still think hard-on bearer is a complete tool
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 10:43

of course he's a tool you idiot that menu is a parody of his overinflated douchebag style



stormy and nick can stay, everyone else fucked up what should have been a hilarious thread. :frown: you should be ashamed of yourselves
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby rat hallucination » 06 Mar 2014, 11:01

Bitchin' kitchen.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 11:17

you too fucktard
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby scunt. » 06 Mar 2014, 11:24

:thingy:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby zim » 06 Mar 2014, 14:07

my initial thought was "that hard-on bearer from suffocation?"



not that hard-on bearer from suffocation
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 06 Mar 2014, 14:54

I clicked the link and read it, left my comment accordingly as I had nothing to add. sard.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 18:19

WOW



scunty i will leave this unlocked for a little while longer in the hopes that somebody will wake up and rescue it. but it's not looking good. much like hard-on bearer fieri's cholesterol level
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby scunt. » 06 Mar 2014, 21:43

:homework:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 22:08

i know i'm disappointed too
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Noyka » 06 Mar 2014, 23:24

Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.



I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 06 Mar 2014, 23:29

[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. [/quote]



i don't even know what you're trying to say here. this may have just stupefied me for the rest of the day
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Nick » 07 Mar 2014, 00:00

[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.



I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.[/quote]



the fuck does five guys have to do with him?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 07 Mar 2014, 00:03

five guys is so infinitely better than anything to do with that grease-laden taint dropping that the greater than symbol could never do the comparison justice
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Nick » 07 Mar 2014, 00:35

i know that but noykas the one who wont eat at five guys cause of him for some unknown reason
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 07 Mar 2014, 00:36

:huh:
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Noyka » 07 Mar 2014, 00:42

I wasn't being serious there. It's a restaurant with hard-on bearer in the name is all that meant so dumb apparently people took it seriously.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 07 Mar 2014, 04:09

I will not eat anything sprayed with Axe. :redneck:



I had to read this again to realize it's a fake (I'm sick, not normally so stupid). I mean, this is kind of funny but how was this thread supposed to be some sort of spectacular event or whatever? Go have gay sex, Dutnis and Scunty.
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Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant

Postby morbid board eli » 07 Mar 2014, 04:45

i dont think we were looking for anything spectacular



it's more like this thread is a joke



and everyone acknowledges that it is a joke



and everyone thinks that the joke is funny



but no one is laughing at the joke



and when we say "hey this joke is funny, how come you are not laughing"



your response is "why would we laugh at a joke?"



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