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hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:06
by scunt.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:14
by happiness and harmony
panamania
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:27
by Mesarthim
well, that's...uhh...."stroke me, for i wish to orgasm".
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:33
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
The thread title made me LOL thanks to the chili cheese fries.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:42
by Holocaust
I hate this hard-on bearer
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:43
by scunt.
did anyone actually click the link
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 04:45
by Holocaust
oh, heh
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 05:52
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
His food sounds fucking gross.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 08:24
by Noyka
It is fucking gross my mom made a few of his recipes none of them were good. I refuse to eat at any of his restaurants including Five Guys because he's a complete douche. on top of being incompetent.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 08:28
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
The fuck does five guys have to do with him?
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 08:38
by jawn galliano
the writing in this could've been pulled straight out of an achewood comic. i am willing to bet a hefty sum that whoever is responsible for this is a serious onstad fan
what i am saying here is that it's pretty great
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 09:53
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Todd did it
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 10:10
by scunt.
so this thread mostly failed. stormy tried to revive it but it was dead on arrival. now i know how many people actually read or check out what i post. suck my dick lord, we don't need another meadow
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 10:26
by Holocaust
I read it
And I still think hard-on bearer is a complete tool
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 10:43
by happiness and harmony
of course he's a tool you idiot that menu is a parody of his overinflated douchebag style
stormy and nick can stay, everyone else fucked up what should have been a hilarious thread.
you should be ashamed of yourselves
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 11:01
by rat hallucination
Bitchin' kitchen.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 11:17
by happiness and harmony
you too fucktard
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 11:24
by scunt.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 14:07
by zim
my initial thought was "that hard-on bearer from suffocation?"
not that hard-on bearer from suffocation
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 14:54
by Mesarthim
I clicked the link and read it, left my comment accordingly as I had nothing to add. sard.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 18:19
by happiness and harmony
WOW
scunty i will leave this unlocked for a little while longer in the hopes that somebody will wake up and rescue it. but it's not looking good. much like hard-on bearer fieri's cholesterol level
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 21:43
by scunt.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 22:08
by happiness and harmony
i know i'm disappointed too
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 23:24
by Noyka
Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.
I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 06 Mar 2014, 23:29
by happiness and harmony
[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. [/quote]
i don't even know what you're trying to say here. this may have just stupefied me for the rest of the day
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 00:00
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Noyka"]Dusty you had to know a thread even mentioning hard-on bearer Fieri was going to fail. Clicking the link does not change the fact he is an incompetent jackass.
I did read the parody I had nothing to say about it so I responded to someone else's post.[/quote]
the fuck does five guys have to do with him?
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 00:03
by happiness and harmony
five guys is so infinitely better than anything to do with that grease-laden taint dropping that the greater than symbol could never do the comparison justice
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 00:35
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
i know that but noykas the one who wont eat at five guys cause of him for some unknown reason
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 00:36
by happiness and harmony
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 00:42
by Noyka
I wasn't being serious there. It's a restaurant with hard-on bearer in the name is all that meant so dumb apparently people took it seriously.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 04:09
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
I will not eat anything sprayed with Axe.
I had to read this again to realize it's a fake (I'm sick, not normally so stupid). I mean, this is kind of funny but how was this thread supposed to be some sort of spectacular event or whatever? Go have gay sex, Dutnis and Scunty.
Re: hard-on bearer Fieri's new restaurant
Posted: 07 Mar 2014, 04:45
by happiness and harmony
i dont think we were looking for anything spectacular
it's more like this thread is a joke
and everyone acknowledges that it is a joke
and everyone thinks that the joke is funny
but no one is laughing at the joke
and when we say "hey this joke is funny, how come you are not laughing"
your response is "why would we laugh at a joke?"