i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

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i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jul 2014, 09:28

or baffled or even frightened as i have over the past week or two. and that includes the drama from this past april
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby Nick » 11 Jul 2014, 09:42

Stop showing strangers your wangux
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby scunt. » 11 Jul 2014, 09:49

does this involve the lady from the past drama?
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Postby User » 11 Jul 2014, 13:18

dusty likes him some emoting
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby Holocaust » 11 Jul 2014, 13:27

Kick that drama's ass dusto
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jul 2014, 16:39

uff da
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby TamPron » 11 Jul 2014, 17:27

My granpa used to say that, and his vanity plates said that. :redneck:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Postby User » 11 Jul 2014, 19:33

puppies assist with drama



though they can also create it
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jul 2014, 19:48

generally not the serious type though
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Postby User » 11 Jul 2014, 19:51

when they run towards moving car tyres i wonder
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby Josh » 11 Jul 2014, 19:52

[quote name="wangoed"]uff da[/quote]





This was printed on our family reunion shirts like 10 years ago. Last name bring norwegian and all. I also own a potholder with this on it :redneck:
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jul 2014, 19:54

i have a teensy bit of norwegian blood so i feel i am allowed to use it :santa:
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 11 Jul 2014, 19:54

[quote name="User"]when they run towards moving car tyres i wonder[/quote]



that's why god invented leashes and fences
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby vega » 11 Jul 2014, 20:04

[quote name="wangoed"]i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,[/quote]



[youtube]wE2nBDf4u0k[/youtube]



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Postby scunt. » 11 Jul 2014, 23:47

the fuck does uff da mean
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Postby Josh » 11 Jul 2014, 23:51

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Postby scunt. » 11 Jul 2014, 23:54

oh
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 12 Jul 2014, 00:30

:santa:
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby zim » 12 Jul 2014, 05:34

[quote name="Nick"]Stop showing strangers your wangux[/quote]



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Postby Holocaust » 12 Jul 2014, 05:36

UFFDA is an acronym used by a hunting group called United Foundation For Disabled Archers in a misfiring neuron.
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby rhino » 12 Jul 2014, 10:58

quit thinking with your dick dusty
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby Abzu » 12 Jul 2014, 11:59

I am also feeling much uff da in this period.
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby zim » 12 Jul 2014, 12:59

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Postby scunt. » 12 Jul 2014, 13:09

yeah you dumb secretary of state
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: i don't think i have ever felt as confused, or estranged,

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 12 Jul 2014, 16:11

this thread is far less helpful (or invested) than the first one. no need to keep it alive then :santa: thanks fellas
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