my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

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my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby scunt. » 24 Jul 2014, 07:11

just made chicken for chicken tacos without a seasoning packet :thingy:



made a nice sauce from the drippings and some chipotle salsa, too.



i'm honestly pretty proud of myself
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Holocaust » 24 Jul 2014, 07:44

Cumin is your fellating lover when making tacos
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Terfos » 24 Jul 2014, 07:46

I read that as "Cumin in your fellating lover when making tacos"



I had to read it 3 times lol
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Terfos » 24 Jul 2014, 07:46

^ could be a cannibal corpse song
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby scunt. » 24 Jul 2014, 07:50

terfos you are a perfect fit around here
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Jul 2014, 19:06

someone has a terfos-crush
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby scunt. » 24 Jul 2014, 20:00

:oops:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 24 Jul 2014, 20:17

haha Scunt's new boyfriend
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Jul 2014, 20:56

also it really should be "improved" and not "increased." better usage that
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Holocaust » 24 Jul 2014, 21:20

Unless he were talking about skill points :bulb:



scunt leveled up his cooking
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 24 Jul 2014, 21:31

but even there "leveled up" makes a touch more sense



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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 24 Jul 2014, 22:59

If new skills were added, I think increased would be appropriate. If previous skills were strengthened, then I would say improved is appropriate.
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 00:10

cooking skills aren't really measurable is the thing. you increase your long jump distance or the length of time you can go during sex. cooking skills are intangible & "improved" makes more sense as it is more of an intangible verb



this is rather like the difference between "number" and "amount"
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 00:32

well this was fun while it lasted
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 01:15

did you lose your skills already?
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2014, 02:17

[quote name="wangoed"]cooking skills aren't really measurable is the thing. you increase your long jump distance or the length of time you can go during sex. cooking skills are intangible & "improved" makes more sense as it is more of an intangible verb



this is rather like the difference between "number" and "amount"[/quote]

No, no, no, there are all sorts of skills and techniques involved in cooking which one can acquire! So, since there are countable skills, increase can be used in the acquisition of new cooking skills.
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 02:54

sure but that's not what he's talking about. he is speaking generally, not saying "i am better at sautéeing and also making reductions ooh and i know how to pick a good chicken and pluck it too." then you would have an argument
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Verbal » 25 Jul 2014, 03:06

my tolerance for this kind of tedious inane drivel has decreased while reading this thread
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 04:09

then you shouldn't read the parts you think are inane sillykins
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Postby Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs » 25 Jul 2014, 06:53

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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2014, 07:52

[quote name="wangoed"]sure but that's not what he's talking about. he is speaking generally, not saying "i am better at sautéeing and also making reductions ooh and i know how to pick a good chicken and pluck it too." then you would have an argument[/quote]

Learning how to make tacos without a seasoning packet is a skill he added to his skillset, thus increasing the cooking skills he has. :santa:
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 08:43

that is not really a skill and you know it. skills are broad ideas that are applicable to other areas. learning how to make a sauce is a skill. learning how to broil or how to grill are skills; learning how to marinade is a skill. learning how to make tacos without a seasoning packet is perhaps an offshoot of sauce-making but it is not sauce-making itself. that would be like saying you learned how to ride a horse by mastering the art of putting the saddle on it
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Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 08:50

thank you both for arguing over one word in my thread title and ruining this thread. truly a defining moment for both of you on mabb 2014. god fucking damn it
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 08:51

who's arguing :huh: what's going on in your head
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Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 08:53

you're both shtting up my thread. but why i should i be surprised on mabb in the year of our lord, 2010+4. but then again, could you both drop the grammar semantics bullshit and just actually contribute to this thread instead of discussing how and why one word i used in the thread title is correct/incorrect.
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2014, 08:55

You shit on lots of things
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Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 08:55

shit on, not shit up
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2014, 08:56

Same thing
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 08:58

you know what used to annoy me and now tickles me, is how quick people are to use the word "argue" or "fight" when really it's more a discussion than anything else. it's not like i'm sitting here reading scott's posts and going "GOD WHAT A FUCKING DOLT"



also you made a grand total of one post to do with cooking in this thread. so nice job trying to steer the ship back on course :fonz:



but go on ahead and get upset there little scuntolio. abzu and i will continue to discuss usage over abzu's beverage and well-packed tobacco pipes, and tomorrow i might even share some cooking tips related to the breakfast burrito i make after i go for a good stirring run



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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2014, 09:14

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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2014, 09:18

I like how you relate no-packets to a subset of the sauce making skill, and I definitely see your point from that angle. If making that sauce without a seasoning packet is viewed as a strengthening of an already present sauce making skill, then you're right that it is improving, not increasing. I could be a sillypants, though, and say that learning how to season a sauce without a packet is a skill :ner:
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Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 09:39

i just wanted a fucking thread about cooking and shit like that. but yet this devolved into OH MY GOD MUH SEMNATICS





for fucks sake dudes would you be so pleasantly kind to look past one word and talk about cooking. i mean is it that fucking difficult
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

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This thread sucks :santa:
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Postby scunt. » 25 Jul 2014, 09:51

thank you jorsh



now would someone lcok this shit and send it into the bad archive land



oh wait, it won't happen. scott and dusty will continue to shitpost all over it



last time i mention anything positive that has happened in my person life
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby zim » 25 Jul 2014, 09:53

make sure you tune in next week for another exciting episode of coooking with scunt and friends



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Re: my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 25 Jul 2014, 15:40

seriously patrick if you wanted a cooking thread you should have fucking posted in it



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