my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

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my cooking skills have increased immensely lately

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just made chicken for chicken tacos without a seasoning packet :thingy:



made a nice sauce from the drippings and some chipotle salsa, too.



i'm honestly pretty proud of myself
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Cumin is your fellating lover when making tacos
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I read that as "Cumin in your fellating lover when making tacos"



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^ could be a cannibal corpse song
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terfos you are a perfect fit around here
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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someone has a terfos-crush
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:oops:
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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haha Scunt's new boyfriend
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also it really should be "improved" and not "increased." better usage that
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Unless he were talking about skill points :bulb:



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but even there "leveled up" makes a touch more sense



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If new skills were added, I think increased would be appropriate. If previous skills were strengthened, then I would say improved is appropriate.
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cooking skills aren't really measurable is the thing. you increase your long jump distance or the length of time you can go during sex. cooking skills are intangible & "improved" makes more sense as it is more of an intangible verb



this is rather like the difference between "number" and "amount"
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well this was fun while it lasted
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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did you lose your skills already?
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[quote name="wangoed"]cooking skills aren't really measurable is the thing. you increase your long jump distance or the length of time you can go during sex. cooking skills are intangible & "improved" makes more sense as it is more of an intangible verb



this is rather like the difference between "number" and "amount"[/quote]

No, no, no, there are all sorts of skills and techniques involved in cooking which one can acquire! So, since there are countable skills, increase can be used in the acquisition of new cooking skills.
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sure but that's not what he's talking about. he is speaking generally, not saying "i am better at sautéeing and also making reductions ooh and i know how to pick a good chicken and pluck it too." then you would have an argument
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my tolerance for this kind of tedious inane drivel has decreased while reading this thread
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then you shouldn't read the parts you think are inane sillykins
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[quote name="wangoed"]sure but that's not what he's talking about. he is speaking generally, not saying "i am better at sautéeing and also making reductions ooh and i know how to pick a good chicken and pluck it too." then you would have an argument[/quote]

Learning how to make tacos without a seasoning packet is a skill he added to his skillset, thus increasing the cooking skills he has. :santa:
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that is not really a skill and you know it. skills are broad ideas that are applicable to other areas. learning how to make a sauce is a skill. learning how to broil or how to grill are skills; learning how to marinade is a skill. learning how to make tacos without a seasoning packet is perhaps an offshoot of sauce-making but it is not sauce-making itself. that would be like saying you learned how to ride a horse by mastering the art of putting the saddle on it
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thank you both for arguing over one word in my thread title and ruining this thread. truly a defining moment for both of you on mabb 2014. god fucking damn it
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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who's arguing :huh: what's going on in your head
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you're both shtting up my thread. but why i should i be surprised on mabb in the year of our lord, 2010+4. but then again, could you both drop the grammar semantics bullshit and just actually contribute to this thread instead of discussing how and why one word i used in the thread title is correct/incorrect.
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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You shit on lots of things
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shit on, not shit up
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Same thing
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you know what used to annoy me and now tickles me, is how quick people are to use the word "argue" or "fight" when really it's more a discussion than anything else. it's not like i'm sitting here reading scott's posts and going "GOD WHAT A FUCKING DOLT"



also you made a grand total of one post to do with cooking in this thread. so nice job trying to steer the ship back on course :fonz:



but go on ahead and get upset there little scuntolio. abzu and i will continue to discuss usage over cawfee and well-packed tobacco pipes, and tomorrow i might even share some cooking tips related to the breakfast burrito i make after i go for a good stirring run



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I like how you relate no-packets to a subset of the sauce making skill, and I definitely see your point from that angle. If making that sauce without a seasoning packet is viewed as a strengthening of an already present sauce making skill, then you're right that it is improving, not increasing. I could be a sillypants, though, and say that learning how to season a sauce without a packet is a skill :ner:
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i just wanted a fucking thread about cooking and shit like that. but yet this devolved into OH MY GOD MUH SEMNATICS





for fucks sake dudes would you be so pleasantly kind to look past one word and talk about cooking. i mean is it that fucking difficult
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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This thread sucks :santa:
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thank you jorsh



now would someone lcok this shit and send it into the bad archive land



oh wait, it won't happen. scott and dusty will continue to shitpost all over it



last time i mention anything positive that has happened in my person life
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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make sure you tune in next week for another exciting episode of coooking with scunt and friends



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seriously patrick if you wanted a cooking thread you should have fucking posted in it



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