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requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:03

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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 10:12

What is this a requisite for?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:12

:redneck::::
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:14

[quote name="Nick"]What is this a requisite for?[/quote]

becoming a man you fucking salad bar
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:14

I'm sure you're almost there, then, kiddo!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:16

don't you have a kid to worry about you bitter fucking old shit?



sorry you're such a shitty person, i would be too if i were in your spot :santa:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:18

At 11:47pm?



Patty, you are a silly boy.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 10:19

Honestly abzu seems like he's in a much happier place in life compared to you duder
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby shadowalk » 14 Aug 2014, 10:19

in all seriousness, this is still my favorite suffo album :xx: :bang: :bang: :bang: :xx:
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:20

[quote name="Nick"]Honestly abzu seems like he's in a much happier place in life compared to you duder[/quote]



:idea:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:20

life :xx:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:20

better keep fucking crazy women you dumb fuck. seems to work out for you. i'm definitely not looking forward to day your shit spawn is in a position to vote. you know, being raised by you
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:21

[quote name="Nick"]Honestly abzu seems like he's in a much happier place in life compared to you duder[/quote]

not having to worry about some dumb fucking kid running around ruining my mid twenties is pretty fucking swell. working at a liquor store is pretty swell. so yeah, project that shit
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:25

Patty, you are in a sad state these days. I'm not sure you're even capable of seeing it. Certainly glad, in your present mind, you're nowhere near raising a kid. It'd be heartbreaking if it didn't make you so dismissable to me now.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Nick » 14 Aug 2014, 10:25

I don't own a projector :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby scunt. » 14 Aug 2014, 10:26

stay mad scott
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby Abzu » 14 Aug 2014, 10:29

What I think is the most disappointing to me, personally, is how much hope I had for you when you cleared away the opiates. Instead, you went in the opposite direction from improving yourself. You've become such a shit human being. I imagine there are still a few people who would like to see you succeed, but you decrease that number pretty efficiently all the time. :frown:



I'm not mad, Patty. Maybe it makes you feel better to picture me that way (which is its own level of pathetic) because you blurted out what you thought would be key phrases to upset me, but it simply reveals how little you know about me, kiddo. The likes of you I imagine could never figure out how to raise my ire.
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby ^_____________^ » 14 Aug 2014, 20:37

Why is he having a meltdown? I'm just waiting for the peak of it.
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Re: requisite pierced from within thread

Postby morbid board eli » 14 Aug 2014, 21:03

[quote name="scunt."]better keep fucking crazy women you dumb fuck. seems to work out for you. i'm definitely not looking forward to day your shit spawn is in a position to vote. you know, being raised by you[/quote]



patrick what the fuck is this shit. it takes hardly anything at all to provoke to you venom-spewing. stop acting like a drunken child
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