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Good wine

Postby The Ultimate » 26 Oct 2014, 07:28

Good and not hideously expensive.
 
Bogle: Petite Sirah
Menage a Trois: Pinot Noir
Folie a Deux: Chardonnay
 
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Re: Good wine

Postby Nick » 26 Oct 2014, 08:12

Fuck wine
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Re: Good wine

Postby The Ultimate » 26 Oct 2014, 08:14

Fuck you
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Re: Good wine

Postby scunt. » 26 Oct 2014, 08:24

wine is for fucking women
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Re: Good wine

Postby The Ultimate » 26 Oct 2014, 08:25

Fuck you too
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Re: Good wine

Postby Abzu » 26 Oct 2014, 10:48

Wine is exactly for fucking women and I have used it in conjunction with that activity many times.
 
I have a couple I like more than others, but honestly I'm happy with just about any cabernet you put in front of me.
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Re: Good wine

Postby The Ultimate » 26 Oct 2014, 10:54

Good lord you guys are fucking idiots. And low class.
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Re: Good wine

Postby scunt. » 26 Oct 2014, 11:07

implying a lot coming from you ernman
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: Good wine

Postby User » 26 Oct 2014, 12:23

I used to drink a lot of wine until I started concocting.  Since then I can count the glasses of wine I've downed on one hand. 
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Re: Good wine

Postby Holocaust » 26 Oct 2014, 14:12

I had a bottle of Apothic Red like a year ago.
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