hey ryan why haven't you posted a pic yet

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hey ryan why haven't you posted a pic yet

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are you some kind of retarded fucking autistic invalid? are you missing more than one limb? are you actually a not mitt romney? like, you are the only person who refuses to be photographed, or allow a picture of yourself on mabb. do you work for the CIA? NSA? super secret squirrel stuff we aren't privy to? like, i'm an alcoholic manlet of questionable sorts, dusty is a bearded liberal teacher, holly is a disgusting degenerate stoner, nick is a hefty scapple eating fellow with a kid, jorsh is a drunken fargo able-bodied chapgit, tara is a buxom woman with a fat ass, imran is a shitskinned midget with a superiority complex, zim is a pale nerd with a pedo stache, lummo is some kind of vegan bitch boy, angela should post more pics, milton is a fucking spaniard who can't get laid, ninny is a kiddy diddler, skinner is also a degenerate stoner, but who doesn't sell rubber dongs, louis is a filipino, gonzo is old as fuck and as great grand kids of some shit because he is literally father time, paste human is a drunkard like me, fuck ami forgetting any of the regulars?


stop being a bitch ass bitch and post your fucking picture already you gigantic pussy
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hey ryan why haven't you posted a pic yet

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oh and luke is austrlian. enough to be said about that
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Go to bed.
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don't hate on the stache
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How fast you were going
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I feel left out, ad my name appear in smelly's rant above :shock:
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señor alberto is frozen. :al:
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Gleeso, noyka, redd, devy, beany, Pedro, christhammer, tam, neckred, sonny roland rollacks cunt :tear:, aod, lichy, johhny jihad, Loki, Cunty, Toozey, Sade?
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Re: hey ryan why haven't you posted a pic yet

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[quote="Aðalsteinn"]
I feel left out, ad my name appear in smelly's rant above :shock:
[/quote]


señor alberto is a frozen snowmobiling cunt who listens to cannibal corpse and nirvana
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: hey ryan why haven't you posted a pic yet

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fucking chopped liver status up in this piece. two laundry lists of regular-mentions and not even a scathing dismissal.
 
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="scunt." data-cid="531909" data-time="1423556303"><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Aðalsteinn" data-cid="531901" data-time="1423555415">

I feel left out, ad my name appear in smelly's rant above :shock:</blockquote>


señor alberto is a frozen snowmobiling cunt who listens to cannibal corpse and nirvana</blockquote>


I got off easy :idea:
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
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geez... fuck you, too, Patrick.
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Patrick doesn't need the MABB anymore because he's going places. Movin'  on up, etc. So, it's back to jerk Patrick mode just as expected. 
 
Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not use "AUTISTIC" as an insult/slang. For fucks sake, dude. That shit isn't cool. 
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Correct.
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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