Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Not had a drink in a month and a half

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This SUCKS.
 
Gotta find a way to change this quick. Need to buy a six pack and find a fellating lover whos house I can store it at and drink it.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Any of you fucks offering your abodes so I can come over and drink
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aren't there places where you can go to have a drink
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Bars but I'm against the concept of spending $7 dollars a drink when I get a good beer six pack for $11.
 
I spoke to a fellating lover of mine just now and I might work out an arrangement where I go over to his place and drink at appropriate times. Can't get drunk ofcourse or have the smell on me, so no more than one or two.
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haven't had a drink in about 5 minutes
 
probably have another now before bedtime
 
come on over and get your drink on homie
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i was drinking until 2:30AM this morning which is unusual for me these days
 
then i smoked hookah and chewed fucking betel nut
 
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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so why can't you drink at home?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Wife won't let me.
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So now I gotta live in America like I lived back home in balochistan. I gotta hide this shit, live a lie.
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You fucking sad sad pseudo man
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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wait, inram is married?
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In the absolute worst sense
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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the wife is a lie, i want to know what is really up
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
Wife won't let me.
[/quote]
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Why won't your wife let you drink?
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AT LAST I HAD SOME DRINKS TODAY.
 
Two stouts and a whiskey at a friends house. Eating gum to get rid of the smell. Allah be praised for this bounty of nature.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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So much for being out of the closet, eh?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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this thread has only gotten more pathetic
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i don't understand imran's glee
 
i need more insight into your domestic life ironman
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Maybe later
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

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[quote="kasparov's taintbox"]
pathetic
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