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Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 08:43
by Grudge
This SUCKS.
 
Gotta find a way to change this quick. Need to buy a six pack and find a fellating lover whos house I can store it at and drink it.

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 08:43
by Grudge
Any of you fucks offering your abodes so I can come over and drink

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 08:51
by zim
aren't there places where you can go to have a drink

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 09:07
by Grudge
Bars but I'm against the concept of spending $7 dollars a drink when I get a good beer six pack for $11.
 
I spoke to a fellating lover of mine just now and I might work out an arrangement where I go over to his place and drink at appropriate times. Can't get drunk ofcourse or have the smell on me, so no more than one or two.

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 09:25
by jawn galliano
haven't had a drink in about 5 minutes
 
probably have another now before bedtime
 
come on over and get your drink on homie

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 09:59
by User
i was drinking until 2:30AM this morning which is unusual for me these days
 
then i smoked hookah and chewed fucking betel nut
 
:frown:

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 10:11
by zim
so why can't you drink at home?

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 10:36
by Grudge
Wife won't let me.

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 10:37
by Grudge
So now I gotta live in America like I lived back home in balochistan. I gotta hide this shit, live a lie.

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 11:54
by happiness and harmony
You fucking sad sad pseudo man

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 11:56
by shadowalk
wait, inram is married?

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 12:24
by happiness and harmony
In the absolute worst sense

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 12:58
by zim
the wife is a lie, i want to know what is really up

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 16:25
by rhino
[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
Wife won't let me.
[/quote]
:lol:

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 01:01
by Holocaust
Why won't your wife let you drink?

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 09:12
by Grudge
AT LAST I HAD SOME DRINKS TODAY.
 
Two stouts and a whiskey at a friends house. Eating gum to get rid of the smell. Allah be praised for this bounty of nature.

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 12:22
by Abzu
So much for being out of the closet, eh?

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 22:11
by happiness and harmony
this thread has only gotten more pathetic

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 18 Jun 2016, 07:10
by User
i don't understand imran's glee
 
i need more insight into your domestic life ironman

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 19 Jun 2016, 23:19
by Grudge
Maybe later

Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Posted: 20 Jun 2016, 22:00
by happiness and harmony
[quote="kasparov's taintbox"]
pathetic
[/quote]