Not had a drink in a month and a half

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Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 16 Jun 2016, 08:43

This SUCKS.
 
Gotta find a way to change this quick. Need to buy a six pack and find a fellating lover whos house I can store it at and drink it.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 16 Jun 2016, 08:43

Any of you fucks offering your abodes so I can come over and drink
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby zim » 16 Jun 2016, 08:51

aren't there places where you can go to have a drink
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 16 Jun 2016, 09:07

Bars but I'm against the concept of spending $7 dollars a drink when I get a good beer six pack for $11.
 
I spoke to a fellating lover of mine just now and I might work out an arrangement where I go over to his place and drink at appropriate times. Can't get drunk ofcourse or have the smell on me, so no more than one or two.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby Hitoshura » 16 Jun 2016, 09:25

haven't had a drink in about 5 minutes
 
probably have another now before bedtime
 
come on over and get your drink on homie
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby User » 16 Jun 2016, 09:59

i was drinking until 2:30AM this morning which is unusual for me these days
 
then i smoked hookah and chewed fucking betel nut
 
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby zim » 16 Jun 2016, 10:11

so why can't you drink at home?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 16 Jun 2016, 10:36

Wife won't let me.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 16 Jun 2016, 10:37

So now I gotta live in America like I lived back home in balochistan. I gotta hide this shit, live a lie.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby morbid board eli » 16 Jun 2016, 11:54

You fucking sad sad pseudo man
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby shadowalk » 16 Jun 2016, 11:56

wait, inram is married?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby morbid board eli » 16 Jun 2016, 12:24

In the absolute worst sense
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby zim » 16 Jun 2016, 12:58

the wife is a lie, i want to know what is really up
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby rhino » 16 Jun 2016, 16:25

[quote="Lt. Conrad Gillett"]
Wife won't let me.
[/quote]
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby Holocaust » 17 Jun 2016, 01:01

Why won't your wife let you drink?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 17 Jun 2016, 09:12

AT LAST I HAD SOME DRINKS TODAY.
 
Two stouts and a whiskey at a friends house. Eating gum to get rid of the smell. Allah be praised for this bounty of nature.
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby Abzu » 17 Jun 2016, 12:22

So much for being out of the closet, eh?
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby morbid board eli » 17 Jun 2016, 22:11

this thread has only gotten more pathetic
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby User » 18 Jun 2016, 07:10

i don't understand imran's glee
 
i need more insight into your domestic life ironman
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby The Ultimate » 19 Jun 2016, 23:19

Maybe later
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Re: Not had a drink in a month and a half

Postby morbid board eli » 20 Jun 2016, 22:00

[quote="kasparov's taintbox"]
pathetic
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