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Whores

Postby The Ultimate » 01 Aug 2016, 00:45

Have you purchased the services of any, and what was the experience like?
 
And if you haven't, is it the fear of HIV that's holding you back, or is it that you are too poor?
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Re: Whores

Postby Nick » 01 Aug 2016, 01:14

Nope
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Whores

Postby Holocaust » 01 Aug 2016, 02:41

Can it not be both of those reasons plus a few others? Never this.


When I was a young man, I did get a donation of 100 bucks after sex once. Rich ass milf who I never saw again :shakefist:
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Re: Whores

Postby The Ultimate » 01 Aug 2016, 03:25

[quote="Holocaust"]
Can it not be both of those reasons plus a few others? Never this.


When I was a young man, I did get a donation of 100 bucks after sex once. Rich ass milf who I never saw again :shakefist:
[/quote]
 
YOU got paid for sex?
 
Details...
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Re: Whores

Postby rhino » 01 Aug 2016, 08:25

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Re: Whores

Postby Nick » 01 Aug 2016, 08:32

You paid to fuck a cardboard box?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: Whores

Postby rhino » 01 Aug 2016, 08:33

the archives are getting too high
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Re: Whores

Postby Olden Polynice » 01 Aug 2016, 12:36

I've considered but it's easier to just have a wank/save money.
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Re: Whores

Postby Holocaust » 01 Aug 2016, 21:30

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Lt. Conrad Gillett" data-cid="597160" data-time="1469998515"><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Holocaust" data-cid="597158" data-time="1469995916">

Can it not be both of those reasons plus a few others? Never this.


When I was a young man, I did get a donation of 100 bucks after sex once. Rich ass milf who I never saw again :shakefist:</blockquote>


YOU got paid for sex?


Details...</blockquote>


Got drunk at a party and then fucked her brains out the next morning
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Re: Whores

Postby turd monsoon 2: low-pressure buildup » 01 Aug 2016, 21:46

i can only imagine the reasons inram created this thread
zim wrote:(it's usually really dark)
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Re: Whores

Postby shadowalk » 02 Aug 2016, 07:41

:gaylol:
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Re: Whores

Postby toozey » 14 Aug 2016, 01:40

no.
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Re: Whores

Postby Lavabug » 14 Aug 2016, 04:18

[quote="john paxson's chucks"]
i can only imagine the reasons inram created this thread
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Re: Whores

Postby User » 14 Aug 2016, 06:59

if imran is really married in texas, driving and sleeping with hookers that would be a cool story bro
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Re: Whores

Postby Lavabug » 14 Aug 2016, 07:19

*gets married and wife doesn't put out*
 
That's about as self-wango3d as it gets.
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Re: Whores

Postby The Ultimate » 14 Aug 2016, 08:36

I have to admit I've browsed through the backpages. I've read stories about these whores ripping people off, scams, undercover cops and other assorted badness. I came across the curious phenomenon that most of them state on their profiles, "no african americans". And then I looked it up and found that a common complaint of these hookers is that in their experience black guys either haggle too much, or end up being pimps themselves.

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