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bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby morbid board eli » 12 May 2018, 05:23

should be good
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 12 May 2018, 05:26

Shower beer :idea:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 12 May 2018, 06:25

surprisingly never done this
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 12 May 2018, 06:27

Jamming a shower beer after doing yard work is mandatory
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby morbid board eli » 12 May 2018, 07:04

how has a floridian never done this :dizzy:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Josh » 12 May 2018, 07:39

Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 12 May 2018, 07:47

jorsh wrote:Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:


I do. Can't have a shower beer and not have an after shower beer!

But after being out in the heat and humidity getting shit done a cold beer in the shower is a wonderful treat
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby morbid board eli » 12 May 2018, 08:12

jorsh wrote:Why don't you just wait 10 mins til your out of the shower :huh:



who is this bizarro huckleberry and what has he done with my jorsh
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby TamPron » 12 May 2018, 11:54

I had a shower beer once, wasn't a fan. It's a distraction from the actual showering, and trying to keep water out of it is annoying.
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 12 May 2018, 11:59

There's a pizza napkin rack in my shower. Perfect spot for out of the way beer placement :gay:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby The Ultimate » 12 May 2018, 22:56

Beer while soaking in the bathtub is a better idea
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Hitoshura » 12 May 2018, 23:14

shower beer is a noble endeavor
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby morbid board eli » 13 May 2018, 01:12

The Ultimate wrote:Beer while soaking in the bathtub is a better idea


maybe if i were shorter
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 13 May 2018, 01:57

Or if the bathtub were longer
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Hitoshura » 13 May 2018, 02:04

or both!
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby iamgoat » 16 May 2018, 05:38

Karl Lagerfilled :idea:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby shadowalk » 16 May 2018, 16:06

Shower toke :idea:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Skinfection » 16 May 2018, 21:58

Don't want to get the bowl wet :shake:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby shadowalk » 16 May 2018, 22:14

There are ways to avoid that. :idea:
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby User » 19 May 2018, 10:06

beer in the shower, beer in my trachea
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Re: bout to have a shower beer up in this piece

Postby Nick » 20 May 2018, 21:44

Just got done cutting the grass

Time to jam it the shower beer

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


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