New Year Resolutions 2020

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New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby The Ultimate » 03 Jan 2020, 00:24

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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Nick » 03 Jan 2020, 00:25

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 00:53

To lose 125lbs this year and get down to 200. So far since the beginning of October I’m down 27 lbs. quitting alcool and not eating fast food every meal really helps. Who’d have thought :redneck:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby The Ultimate » 03 Jan 2020, 01:15

....you're over 300 lbs? Weren't you a slim hard-on bearer? Are you exceptionally tall or something?
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 02:01

I was 339 at the doctor October 11th. Currently I’m 310. I was skinny, or normal, around 175, until about 2012 then I started putting on the pounds as the craft beer scene exploded here in Fargo. I started drinking every night as much as possible. I’m only 6’0 :santa:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 03 Jan 2020, 02:10

damn dude. I know you already stopped or cut back on alcohol but cut out soda and bread/the dude's carbohydrate too and you'll start to lose weight quickly.
also, eat some fucking vegetables. :santa:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 02:38

I did/am. I don’t drink pop. I’m only eating 30g carbs a day max. Eating salads, almonds, a ton of eggs, broccoli, and spinach.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Jeep Swenson_hero » 03 Jan 2020, 02:54

Get the 26" arms I want.
Mayhaps even talk to this lass I like.
Turn the fat to muscle.
Kill the bastards around here.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 03:31

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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby The Ultimate » 03 Jan 2020, 04:22

All the pictures you've posted here were of you fairly slim and I remember seeing recent ones where you appeared slim. Were you posting pre-2012 photos this whole time? Seems like what someone would do on tinder but not here. I thought we could trust you.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 04:47

Nah, if you notice they are all strategically from the chest/head up :redneck:

All my fat is concentrated to my stomach, hips and thighs. Calves, arms, and head are pretty normal.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Verbal » 03 Jan 2020, 05:27

dont call it pop
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Verbal » 03 Jan 2020, 05:28

jorsh are you concerned at all about less surface area for sleeve tats
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 03 Jan 2020, 05:43

Verbal wrote:dont call it pop



That’s what it’s called though :santa:

Verbal wrote:jorsh are you concerned at all about less surface area for sleeve tats


been sleeved out for 2 years now, homeslice
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby User » 03 Jan 2020, 09:39

1. no drinking whiskey at home alone
2. eat less meat
3. lose weight
4. finish draft of phd
5. get better at bass
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby iamgoat » 03 Jan 2020, 11:52

My resolutions this year:

Train as much jiu jitsu as I can but keeping a healthy pace, live healthier and leaner through it.
Grow within the company I work for to a team leader.
Figure out what the fuck I want to do with my relationship.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby arborist shrub tarkington » 04 Jan 2020, 03:29

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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Verbal » 04 Jan 2020, 19:21

you guys could help each other out there
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby The Ultimate » 06 Jan 2020, 22:35

Here are my resolutions

- Either get promoted or get a new job, that makes me more money
- Do a part-time course or two in my field that makes me a little more qualified
- Develop a plan to invest money
- Decrease my costs to live more efficiently
- Shift to a 3 bedroom apartment
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Postby User » 13 Jan 2020, 20:29

what happened to you imran
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby arborist shrub tarkington » 14 Jan 2020, 10:35

man for real though
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

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Nick wrote:Sard
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby The Ultimate » 14 Jan 2020, 20:59

14 days in to the new year, I am pleased to report that I am already making progress on two of the below points. I have begun a certificate training program with an exam date now booked. This training is actually linked to the first point, which is to make myself qualified enough to get a better job. Secondly I was already able to cut down my auto-insurance by about $50 a month, so that's $600 savings I can expect by the end of this year. So far so good.



The Ultimate wrote:Here are my resolutions

- Either get promoted or get a new job, that makes me more money
- Do a part-time course or two in my field that makes me a little more qualified
- Develop a plan to invest money
- Decrease my costs to live more efficiently
- Shift to a 3 bedroom apartment
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jan 2020, 00:17

hmm nothing quite as ambitious as my new album every day scheme for 2019

i would like to lose some weight and to that end i mainly need to cut back on drinking and go back to prepping most of my food and skipping takeout. so far i've managed to give up weeknight drinking, and having bought a couple of kitchen appliances to circumvent the need to rely on the broken stovetop has allowed me to skip on the takeout while i'm at home. no clue how long either of those will keep up but i'm seeing a tiny bit of progress at least
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Ninny » 15 Jan 2020, 00:54

Try and find a new job closer to home. Gain eight pounds and regain some strength, I feel weak. Drink more with a focus on cognac, I've had a couple of bottles in the past and it's just an interesting drink :idea: Finish some books I have lying around :santa:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Nick » 15 Jan 2020, 00:55

Hitoshura wrote:hmm nothing quite as ambitious as my new album every day scheme for 2019

i would like to lose some weight and to that end i mainly need to cut back on drinking and go back to prepping most of my food and skipping takeout. so far i've managed to give up weeknight drinking, and having bought a couple of kitchen appliances to circumvent the need to rely on the broken stovetop has allowed me to skip on the takeout while i'm at home. no clue how long either of those will keep up but i'm seeing a tiny bit of progress at least


Why'd you break the stove
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 15 Jan 2020, 01:54

Ninny wrote:Gain eight pounds
Drink more


Of course fucking ninny goes in the opposite direction. I wish I needed to GAIN weight and could aspire to drink MORE.

Is there anyone else on the planet as badass as ninny? Doubt it.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Hitoshura » 15 Jan 2020, 03:28

Nick wrote:
Hitoshura wrote:hmm nothing quite as ambitious as my new album every day scheme for 2019

i would like to lose some weight and to that end i mainly need to cut back on drinking and go back to prepping most of my food and skipping takeout. so far i've managed to give up weeknight drinking, and having bought a couple of kitchen appliances to circumvent the need to rely on the broken stovetop has allowed me to skip on the takeout while i'm at home. no clue how long either of those will keep up but i'm seeing a tiny bit of progress at least


Why'd you break the stove


it has one functioning burner and has been that way since i moved in a year ago
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Ninny » 16 Jan 2020, 00:28

jorsh wrote:
Ninny wrote:Gain eight pounds
Drink more


Of course fucking ninny goes in the opposite direction. I wish I needed to GAIN weight and could aspire to drink MORE.

Is there anyone else on the planet as badass as ninny? Doubt it.

People are asking if I'm on a diet :homework: Beer is an easy source of calories ;)
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby iamgoat » 16 Jan 2020, 02:28

2 years ago I weighed 105 kg.
Now I'm 91 kg (200 lbs) at 6'2". Now to turn that into muscle.
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Ninny » 17 Jan 2020, 00:29

That would be a fruital Vamphy :shock:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Verbal » 17 Jan 2020, 02:49

i want to learn special relativity
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby Josh » 17 Jan 2020, 04:18

im under 300 now :ba:
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Re: New Year Resolutions 2020

Postby iamgoat » 17 Jan 2020, 04:40

jorsh wrote:im under 300 now :ba:


:xx: keep it up buddy!
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