The Haiku thread

[Devy]

5, 7, 5



We've had these before

They normally end up good

We'll see what happens

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

[jawn galliano]

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"][/quote]



three simple numbers

the amount of syllables

which go in each line

[vO)))id]

aod, haiku's are japanese poems that are usually about nature.







oh, and my rabbit is called Haiku

[TamPron]

big shit covered dicks

snots shit poop pube rocket ship

fat man's paradise

[FUKKET]

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"][/quote]



http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[jawn galliano]

a link to wiki

is not in five seven five

please stay on topic

[FUKKET]

fucking tight slut arse

is what i love to do best

then do arse to mouth

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

We should do haikus about each other.

[Mesarthim]

shitty is the shit sandwich

posts cool shit in file sharing

shit moderator

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

How am I a shit moderator?

[Mesarthim]

"the shit moderator" was too many syllables

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Am I really a bad mod? Granted, I haven't had much moderating to do over there. Just a couple of threads locked and posts deleted.

[Mesarthim]

no. but you are a bad mother.

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

SHUT YO MOUTH!

[Haunty]

beer beer beer beer beer

beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

????????????????? profit

[Holocaust]

Drinking beer today

Grim moderator island

Open this to us

[Devy]

This thread upsets me

Too few people in the know

I'm a sad panda

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

I steal a penny to a sexy leopard elevator named Sally

I cum in her ear and licked her belly

in the end my dick was bad smelly

[Haunty]

[quote name="Devy"]This thread upsets me

Too few people in the know

I'm a sad panda[/quote]



Shoot it in your face

Yeah, I'll get you in the eyes

Done? Nope, pow, surprise!

[FUKKET]

[quote name="Devy"]This thread upsets me

Too few people in the know

I'm a sad panda[/quote]



awesome!

[Devy]

Fukket approval

No, the alien doesn't count

Please do not argue

[Haunty]

[quote name="Devy"]Fukket approval

No, the alien doesn't count

Please do not argue[/quote]



You started off well

But your second line had eight

Please try again soon

[Syysysyd]

does anybody

know how far the sun is from

our planet the earth

[Haunty]

Someone should go check

Because I'm not in the know

Go get on it, guys.

[Devy]

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="Devy"]Fukket approval

No, the alien doesn't count

Please do not argue[/quote]



You started off well

But your second line had eight

Please try again soon[/quote]



I disagree there

Doesn't only has one syllable

Silly picky lady

[Haunty]

[quote name="Devy"]I disagree there

Doesn't only has one syllable

Silly picky lady[/quote]



How in the blue fuck

Would that contraction only

Have one syllable?



It's not pronounced "dun't"

For Christ's sake, you silly goose

Do it right next time.



Oh and by the way,

In your second line that's eight,

Even if you're right.

[Devy]

I'll concede that line

Fuck knows how I let that through

Arguing in Haiku

[TamPron]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Macho Man Randy Savage

The Undertaker

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Devy is the judge

Of all fine large tittery

Giggidy goo goo!

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

I'm jamming this Haiku thread

Without being able to do a Haiku

the moon is shining and my dick is talking

[FUKKET]

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Devy is the judge

Of all fine large tittery

Giggidy goo goo![/quote]



FTW!

[methodrone]

Everybody Arguing here

Insistently stubborn

Reminds this here rocketeer

Reasons are for the unborn





icelandic prose ftw

[Haunty]

[quote name="Devy"]I'll concede that line

Fuck knows how I let that through

Arguing in Haiku [/quote]



Five seven and six

You were oh-so very close

Fuck it, let's go drink

[Bathsalt Zombie]

it's been awile

since I've last done a haiku

so fuck all of you

[Haunty]

I am haiku God

I have a flawless method

Bow down before me

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

Ghouls attack the church

I need an Ice cream

suppa suppa?