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washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:21
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
after a piss, sometimes is nice
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:21
by Hugo.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:23
by LAVAGOD
I've pissed in the sink at some assholes friends of mine houses and a couple times a shitty restraunts
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:27
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
I piss in the sink also at home
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:39
by jawn galliano
sink-pissery is only for your opponents' sink
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:43
by supa tuna
i'll piss in the sink sometimes if my lady fellating lover is using the toilet.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:44
by jawn galliano
damnit man what did i just say?!
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 01:52
by M.Bison
it is essential
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 02:17
by droidspawn
washing the dick in the sink
that's grindy grind right there
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 04:09
by rhino
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 04:18
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="only pieces remain"]washing the dick in the sink
that's grindy grind right there[/quote]
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 08:50
by Olden Polynice
It used to be a thing to piss in a friends fire place when he left the room
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 09:01
by LAVAGOD
Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 09:28
by Syysysyd
washing the dick in the sink after a wank is nice
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 09:40
by Abzu
I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 10:08
by M.Bison
[quote name=";,,;"]I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.
I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]
You sound like a fellating lover of mine... he once got home, went into his brothers room and pissed all over him whilst he was in bed.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 10:18
by LAVAGOD
Last night my friends iPhone found a compfy spot in my ass cheeks, so did his t shirt.. And his bathroom calendar. And the piss in the corner of his basement was probably me
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 10:20
by Shredlord
[quote name=";,,;"]I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]
Are you sure you aren't part cat?
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 10:26
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
My buddy has a pee tree in his backyard
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 10:39
by LAVAGOD
:chili cheese fries:
B A S E M E N T= basement
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 13:01
by Hugo.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 13:49
by jawn galliano
i'd say that's a pretty safe place to leave some bacon
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 14:01
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Its not pretty safe its extra safe
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 17:58
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]Its not pretty[/quote]
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 20 Jul 2011, 18:06
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
That too
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 01:23
by Shredlord
[quote name="LAVAGOD"]Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around
[/quote]
I don't see how a phone (or any hard, slick surface) would get your ass clean!
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 03:12
by LAVAGOD
Not exactly to clean your ass but more tondirty up there shit, it goes in between the ass cheeks or a wipe, we're not trying to hurt ourselfs with anal gaping ourselves!
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 03:17
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So much gold in such a short post
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 04:37
by Haunty
Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 05:40
by LAVAGOD
One day I took the hose and turned it on and farted into it.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 08:11
by Hugo.
Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 08:42
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Hugo"]Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/
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Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 09:00
by Hugo.
I can see at least a few open windows. Thus compromising bacon-safety.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 09:04
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Look man that's what gis said was an extra safe bacon depository. Best to not question it or Google will buy your soul for advertisement space.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 09:11
by jawn galliano
the satellite is hooked up to an elaborate intrusion detection system, all of which are connected to backup power supplies. upon being tripped, it beams a signal into space, which relays it to a submarine ICBM carrier, which launches its full arsenal, obliterating any interloper foolish enough to attempt to abscond with the precious bacon
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 09:14
by Hugo.
What bitches DONT know about is my subterranean love-bunker.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 16:24
by Haunty
Is that where you store your smoked sausage?
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 18:01
by Abzu
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 21:12
by vO)))id
when you think about something that nobody would do, AOD makes a fucking thread about it...
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 21 Jul 2011, 22:58
by Hugo.
[quote name="HbW"]Is that where you store your smoked sausage?[/quote]
Yes, actually
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 01:40
by Shredlord
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum!
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 02:17
by Mr. P
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum!
[/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 02:49
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
our lord and master pees on your pets
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 04:38
by Shredlord
[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]
When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum!
[/quote]
Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?
[/quote]
Since he's an American, chances are that he was already circumcised.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 12:59
by Mr. P
[quote name="Nick"]our lord and master pees on your pets[/quote]
If our lord and master would do that onto my pets I would kill him.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 13:05
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
did i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master? cause im pretty sure i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 13:43
by Mr. P
If our lord and master would do that to my pets then yes, our lord and master would be six feet under very quickly.
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 13:58
by jawn galliano
you've made a very dangerous enemy this day
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 21:19
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Re: washing the dick in the sink
Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 23:36
by Hugo.
:paigetuo: