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washing the dick in the sink

Postby ANGEL OF DESEASE » 20 Jul 2011, 01:21

:xx:



after a piss, sometimes is nice :god:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 20 Jul 2011, 01:21

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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 20 Jul 2011, 01:23

I've pissed in the sink at some assholes friends of mine houses and a couple times a shitty restraunts
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby ANGEL OF DESEASE » 20 Jul 2011, 01:27

I piss in the sink also at home :hard-on bearer:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Jul 2011, 01:39

:shake: sink-pissery is only for your opponents' sink
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby supa tuna » 20 Jul 2011, 01:43

i'll piss in the sink sometimes if my lady fellating lover is using the toilet.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Jul 2011, 01:44

damnit man what did i just say?!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby M.Bison » 20 Jul 2011, 01:52

it is essential
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Josh » 20 Jul 2011, 02:17

washing the dick in the sink



that's grindy grind right there
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 20 Jul 2011, 04:18

[quote name="only pieces remain"]washing the dick in the sink



that's grindy grind right there[/quote]



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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Olden Polynice » 20 Jul 2011, 08:50

It used to be a thing to piss in a friends fire place when he left the room
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 20 Jul 2011, 09:01

Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around :fonz:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Syysysyd » 20 Jul 2011, 09:28

washing the dick in the sink after a wank is nice :fonz:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 20 Jul 2011, 09:40

I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.



I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby M.Bison » 20 Jul 2011, 10:08

[quote name=";,,;"]I've been too drunk to trust myself in safely opening the toilet seat so I pissed in my own sink many times.



I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]



You sound like a fellating lover of mine... he once got home, went into his brothers room and pissed all over him whilst he was in bed. :piss2:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 20 Jul 2011, 10:18

Last night my friends iPhone found a compfy spot in my ass cheeks, so did his t shirt.. And his bathroom calendar. And the piss in the corner of his basement was probably me
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Shredlord » 20 Jul 2011, 10:20

[quote name=";,,;"]I used to piss on my old band's singer's things all the time. I peed in his bed, on his pillow, in his backwater, in his car, in his kitchen sink, on the faucet, in portions of his refrigerator, ... I forget the others.[/quote]

Are you sure you aren't part cat? :paw: :grin:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 20 Jul 2011, 10:26

My buddy has a pee tree in his backyard
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 20 Jul 2011, 10:39

:chili cheese frieses: :frown:

B A S E M E N T= basement
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 20 Jul 2011, 13:01

p00 p00 = extra safe bacon depository. :oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 20 Jul 2011, 13:49

i'd say that's a pretty safe place to leave some bacon
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 20 Jul 2011, 14:01

Its not pretty safe its extra safe
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 20 Jul 2011, 17:58

[quote name="Nick"]Its not pretty[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 20 Jul 2011, 18:06

That too
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Shredlord » 21 Jul 2011, 01:23

[quote name="LAVAGOD"]Another one is wiping your ass with there clothes and/or objects (phones are perfect) when they turn around :fonz:[/quote]

I don't see how a phone (or any hard, slick surface) would get your ass clean!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 21 Jul 2011, 03:12

Not exactly to clean your ass but more tondirty up there shit, it goes in between the ass cheeks or a wipe, we're not trying to hurt ourselfs with anal gaping ourselves! :shake:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 21 Jul 2011, 03:17

So much gold in such a short post
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Haunty » 21 Jul 2011, 04:37

Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 21 Jul 2011, 05:40

One day I took the hose and turned it on and farted into it. :krinor:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 21 Jul 2011, 08:11

Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/ :huh:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 21 Jul 2011, 08:42

[quote name="Hugo"]Is there really such thing an an extra safe bacon depository/ :huh:[/quote]



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Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 21 Jul 2011, 09:00

I can see at least a few open windows. Thus compromising bacon-safety.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 21 Jul 2011, 09:04

Look man that's what gis said was an extra safe bacon depository. Best to not question it or Google will buy your soul for advertisement space.
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Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 21 Jul 2011, 09:11

the satellite is hooked up to an elaborate intrusion detection system, all of which are connected to backup power supplies. upon being tripped, it beams a signal into space, which relays it to a submarine ICBM carrier, which launches its full arsenal, obliterating any interloper foolish enough to attempt to abscond with the precious bacon
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 21 Jul 2011, 09:14

What bitches DONT know about is my subterranean love-bunker.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Haunty » 21 Jul 2011, 16:24

Is that where you store your smoked sausage?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 21 Jul 2011, 18:01

:rshot:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby iamgoat » 21 Jul 2011, 21:12

when you think about something that nobody would do, AOD makes a fucking thread about it...





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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 21 Jul 2011, 22:58

[quote name="HbW"]Is that where you store your smoked sausage?[/quote]



Yes, actually :krinor:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Shredlord » 22 Jul 2011, 01:40

[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]

When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! :lol:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Mr. P » 22 Jul 2011, 02:17

[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]

When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! :lol:[/quote]

Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?



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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 22 Jul 2011, 02:49

our lord and master pees on your pets
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

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[quote name="Mr. P"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]

When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! :lol:[/quote]

Did anyone ask him if he was in need for circumcision surgery?



:lol:[/quote]

Since he's an American, chances are that he was already circumcised. :grin:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Mr. P » 22 Jul 2011, 12:59

[quote name="Nick"]our lord and master pees on your pets[/quote]

If our lord and master would do that onto my pets I would kill him. :judge:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 22 Jul 2011, 13:05

did i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master? cause im pretty sure i just read that you wanna kill our lord and master.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Mr. P » 22 Jul 2011, 13:43

If our lord and master would do that to my pets then yes, our lord and master would be six feet under very quickly.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 22 Jul 2011, 13:58

you've made a very dangerous enemy this day
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Skinfection » 22 Jul 2011, 15:05

[quote name="Mr. P"]If our lord and master would do that to my pets then yes, our lord and master would be six feet under very quickly.[/quote]



clearly you forget who we're talking about here
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?

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