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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 22 Jul 2011, 23:36

:paigetuo:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Verbal » 22 Jul 2011, 23:55

temperature is key
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 23 Jul 2011, 00:16

:shake:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Skinfection » 23 Jul 2011, 01:25

[quote name="Nick"]Image[/quote]



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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 23 Jul 2011, 02:57

*blames korn*
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby supa tuna » 24 Jul 2011, 00:47

[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]

When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! :lol:[/quote]



that's pretty hilarious.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby scarica » 24 Jul 2011, 13:01

There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby supa tuna » 25 Jul 2011, 02:55

[quote name="scarica"]There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.[/quote]



oh man, that's freaking awesome.



i know a few people that could have used treatment like that back in the day.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby rhino » 25 Jul 2011, 02:58

tamtam?





























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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Verbal » 25 Jul 2011, 04:14

where is tam tam?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2011, 04:34

He ran away with zim
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Verbal » 25 Jul 2011, 04:48

well who wouldnt
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2011, 11:13

Women?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2011, 12:37

:rshot:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 25 Jul 2011, 12:49

zim zim :gay:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 25 Jul 2011, 17:56

Th'fuck is he?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hugo. » 25 Jul 2011, 18:50

He is hiding in the extra safe bacon depository. :santa:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 25 Jul 2011, 20:27

[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]



He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the basement.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby ANGEL OF DESEASE » 25 Jul 2011, 23:47

Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 26 Jul 2011, 00:34

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]



He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the anal bead containment facility.[/quote]

That chili cheese fries works so well there. :redneck: :sicken: :god:



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:[/quote]

Me too. :blush:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 02:43

You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 26 Jul 2011, 06:17

[quote name="Nick"]You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?[/quote]

I'm would put money on his net absence being due to his family and he being frustrated about it in this period. Or he eloped with his sexy leopard elevator. One of the two.
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 06:59

Probably option number one
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 26 Jul 2011, 09:35

thats too bad if its the first,

but hey afterall with great beard comes great responsibility. hes gotta do what hes gotta do
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 10:03

Zim doesn't have a great beard :huh:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 26 Jul 2011, 10:38

He does have a worthy mustache, but it is not the same.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 26 Jul 2011, 11:07

Regardless he has facial hair! He has a goatee that looks like it was shaved by inanna herself. Facial hair is facial hair. Pulsar knows what I'm talking about. Facial hair is a major commitment!
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 11:15

:redardless:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Josh » 26 Jul 2011, 11:25

i read that as "retardless"
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 26 Jul 2011, 12:02

posting on the iphone :frown: :ra: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :cheesy buttrock: :evil: :grim: :grimb: :homework: :judge: :ra: :ra: :ra: :alien:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 26 Jul 2011, 12:10

i don't understand why you'd piss in your own sink when sink-pissery is very clearly ONLY FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S SINK
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 26 Jul 2011, 12:10

even our lord and master's cousin, sal rathbone finds this behavior puzzling
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby LAVAGOD » 26 Jul 2011, 12:13

pissing in opponents sink- :xx: :lol: :fuckoff: :hard-on bearer: :thingy:

pissing in your own sink- :vomit: :puke: :huh: :oof: :tear: :mmno: :alien: :necro: :eyes: :piss1: :frown: :frown: :frown:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 12:29

[quote name="LAVAGOD"]posting on the iphone :frown: :ra: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :cheesy buttrock: :evil: :grim: :grimb: :homework: :judge: :ra: :ra: :ra: :alien:[/quote]



I post from my sweet fucking Droid quite a bit including this post
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Hitoshura » 26 Jul 2011, 12:34

phone postin' isn't so bad
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 26 Jul 2011, 12:38

Mabb mobile :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby scarica » 26 Jul 2011, 13:22

[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 26 Jul 2011, 17:56

[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote][/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby mudbuttthegreat » 26 Jul 2011, 21:09

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.


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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby mudbuttthegreat » 26 Jul 2011, 23:55

:ryan:
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby supa tuna » 27 Jul 2011, 00:20

ryan!!!! :hard-on bearer:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

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[quote name=";,,;"]Image[/quote]



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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby zim » 03 Jun 2017, 03:58

i wonder if aod actually did this
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Nick » 03 Jun 2017, 04:18

Probably still does it
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.


Ninny wrote:But I've never seen a fat sexy leopard elevator naked, what do I do when I'm not aroused?
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » 03 Jun 2017, 06:00

He's Italian so the answer is of course.
suffice to say :greenie:
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby horse dealies » 04 Jun 2017, 20:59

aod's poor sink
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Josh » 04 Jun 2017, 21:36

Who fucking cares
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby horse dealies » 04 Jun 2017, 21:46

the sink does
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Re: washing the dick in the sink

Postby Abzu » 05 Jun 2017, 10:56

I miss :aod:

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