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temperature is key
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:shake:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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*blames korn*
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Shredlord"]
[quote name="HbW"]Anyone here ever pissed in a vacuum cleaner? Seems like something to try.[/quote]

When I taught junior high, some kid got his dick stuck in the wood shop vacuum! :lol:[/quote]



that's pretty hilarious.
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There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.
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[quote name="scarica"]There was this asshole everyone hated that would come uninvited to parties, despite knowing his notoriety. He'd drink up everyone's liquor and pass out. Dudes would take turns pissing on him and photograph said. One time a shat on his face occurred. After multiple occurrences and high circulation of the photos, he finally got the hint and moved out of state.[/quote]



oh man, that's freaking awesome.



i know a few people that could have used treatment like that back in the day.
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tamtam?





























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where is tam tam?
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He ran away with zim
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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well who wouldnt
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Women?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:rshot:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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zim zim :gay:
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Th'fuck is he?
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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He is hiding in the extra safe bacon depository. :santa:
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[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]



He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the basement.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]Th'fuck is he?[/quote]



He's your personal love slave. You should have never let him out of the anal bead containment facility.[/quote]

That chili cheese fries works so well there. :redneck: :sicken: :god:



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Pissing in the sink probably is becoming my new vice. I'm seriously worried. :tvrkey:[/quote]

Me too. :blush:
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You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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[quote name="Nick"]You think his sister sold the internet for drugs?[/quote]

I'm would put money on his net absence being due to his family and he being frustrated about it in this period. Or he eloped with his sexy leopard elevator. One of the two.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Probably option number one
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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thats too bad if its the first,

but hey afterall with great beard comes great responsibility. hes gotta do what hes gotta do
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Zim doesn't have a great beard :huh:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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He does have a worthy mustache, but it is not the same.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Regardless he has facial hair! He has a goatee that looks like it was shaved by inanna herself. Facial hair is facial hair. Pulsar knows what I'm talking about. Facial hair is a major commitment!
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:redardless:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i read that as "retardless"
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posting on the iphone :frown: :ra: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :kiss: :evil: :grim: :grimb: :homework: :judge: :ra: :ra: :ra: :alien:
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i don't understand why you'd piss in your own sink when sink-pissery is very clearly ONLY FOR YOUR OPPONENT'S SINK
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even our lord and master's horsecock finds this behavior puzzling
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pissing in opponents sink- :xx: :lol: :fuckoff: :hard-on bearer: :thingy:

pissing in your own sink- :vomit: :puke: :huh: :oof: :tear: :mmno: :alien: :necro: :eyes: :piss1: :frown: :frown: :frown:
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[quote name="LAVAGOD"]posting on the iphone :frown: :ra: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :kiss: :evil: :grim: :grimb: :homework: :judge: :ra: :ra: :ra: :alien:[/quote]



I post from my sweet fucking Droid quite a bit including this post
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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phone postin' isn't so bad
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Mabb mobile :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote]
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ANGEL OF DESEASE">
when a lady lick the nipple, the ding-ding start to smile
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[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote][/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="scarica"]
[quote name="Nick"]Mabb mobile :xx:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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:ryan:
[quote name="HbW"]nobody cockmesses with fuckruling[/quote]
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ryan!!!! :hard-on bearer:
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[quote name=";,,;"]Image[/quote]



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i wonder if aod actually did this
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Probably still does it
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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He's Italian so the answer is of course.
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aod's poor sink
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Who fucking cares
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the sink does
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I miss :aod:
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aod :tear:
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I've pissed in the sink a few times while talking on the phone in an attempt to keep the other person from hearing what I was doing. In each case I was asked "what's that sound?"
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