Interview on Monday

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Interview on Monday

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For a position in the IT department on campus. I really hope I can land this gig because fuck Walmart. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to do the work but I don't have any experience with Macs. :shakefist:


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The university is accepting applications for ResNet Computer Support Analysts on a regular basis. When an opening is available, your application will be considered in the candidate pool. This position provides computing support to EKU students (95%) and some faculty/staff (5%). This position is responsible for first- level problem determination, problem/incident recording, problem resolution, and problem escalation for ResNet support products and services. These products and services include the residential network, student-owned PC and Macintosh, ResNet-specific software, student e-mail accounts, registration of game consoles, STL cluster in Combs 230, and lobby computer clusters in the residence halls. Direct support for 3,200+ students connected to ResNet.



Strong customer service skills and willingness to learn new things. Knowledge of and familiarity with both PC and Mac environments, PC and Macintosh hardware/software knowledge, and basic networking skills in a TCP/IP environment, helpful.
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Good luck duder :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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tier1 tech support positions are pretty much all flowchart/KB-based type things, if you can demonstrate proficiency in that domain it should be enough to get you in. any knowledge/skills you have in addition to what the KB provides is just a bonus as far as employers are concerned, they're more worried about your being able to actually use the resources they provide for walking customers through technical issues.



in summary, your prospects are probably quite good :santa:
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i should clarify: in the most reductive sense, what that means is, what the interviewer wants to know is this;



"are you retarded? if you are not retarded, can you use a web browser?"
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[quote name="Derek Waters"]tier1 tech support positions are pretty much all flowchart/KB-based type things, if you can demonstrate proficiency in that domain it should be enough to get you in. any knowledge/skills you have in addition to what the KB provides is just a bonus as far as employers are concerned, they're more worried about your being able to actually use the resources they provide for walking customers through technical issues.



in summary, your prospects are probably quite good :santa:[/quote]



I would also like to point out the ten dollar question; is this job better then the one he already has at walmart? :redneck:



Good luck dudette, also learn how to control stress and emotions to kill someone!
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:santa:
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[quote name="Mr. P"]



also learn how to control stress and emotions to kill someone![/quote]

Yeah! You go do that! Can't be hesitating when the time comes you know.
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I almost started laughing when they asked me the first question. "What is your favorite article of clothing and why?" what the fuck? :lol: :krinor: They asked me a bunch of random questions like that. They didn't ask a single computer related question the whole time. I think I did really well though.
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:huh:
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well what happened
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I worked there for two and half semesters and quit

after the first semester the boss hooked me up with a summer internship at her friends company. the internship turned into my second job that next fall semester. the stress of having two jobs during school was hard. that next spring i quit the school job to work at the other place.

I've been there for 9 years now :alien:
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ok, well, keep me updated :santa:
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remind me in about 10 years
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then ill have two paragraphs summarising 2 decades of your life

thats kind of sad
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you missed out on 10 and 20
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wow i totally forgot about walmart days, well done on getting out of that shit for good :xx:
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zim is also walmart alumni
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i briefly considered applying at walmart when i first returned to massachusetts, it was a desperate time. but i did not and i'm sure i'm better off for it
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the thought of you in the walmart machine sickens me

sickens me
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it sickened me such that i banished the thought very shortly after it came to me

but i had to make appeals to my generous hosts who were putting my useless ass up on couches and expected some level of hustle
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you were not useless, you were keeping the couch warm for them
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I applied for walmart and target on the same day when I was 16. Target called back first so I also never got sucked up into the walmart machine.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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they had already met their quota of meat juice for the day
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It was actually the walmart that we used to steal from on the regular when we were kids :redneck:

The neighborhood I grew up in backed up to a shopping center. So we were always causing some kind of ruckus back there :chetty:
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jawn galliano wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 08:31
wow i totally forgot about walmart days, well done on getting out of that shit for good :xx:
worked there 3 separate times between 2008 and 2011

i was supposed to transfer to the store here, i even met with a manager and did some paper work but they never gave me a start date. for like two months i was driving back home to work the weekend :homework:
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mega homework moment

nick you're a naughty boy, stop stealing from walmart. just burn the place down instead
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