do you piss?

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ANGEL OF DESEASE
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do you piss?

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I piss :idea:
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I once pissed in one of those auto cleaning cat litter pans.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I pissed in the back of a Pub, but I was drunk so I pissed not in the bathroom but against some goods. The pub-womang was very angry with me then, so me and the fellating lover getaway. My fellating lover told me I am disgusting when I am so drunk. The truth is that I was so drunk I completely sarded to search the bathroom :alien:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I was peeing in an alley in baltimore and managed to pee on a giant city rat. I damn near shit my pants when that rat started running away.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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if i get too drunk to get up i always pee inside whatever bottle is near me at the moment :idea:
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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: ↑
01 Feb 2012, 04:48
 I pissed in the back of a Pub, but I was drunk so I pissed not in the bathroom but against some goods. The pub-womang was very angry with me then, so me and the fellating lover getaway. My fellating lover told me I am disgusting when I am so drunk. The truth is that I was so drunk I completely sarded to search the bathroom :alien:
what ever happened to HEYY HOO DEE

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never once
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so always more than once
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